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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: WLJ on March 23, 2023, 01:39:03 PM
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And all but 8,000 will die
According to a time traveling TikToker
Originally posted back in October, it reads: 'Yes, I am a real time traveler, the world will soon end.'
It continues: 'A very hostile alien species is coming to take back Earth, we will not win.
'Another alien, whose world was destroyed by the hostiles, will save some of us.
'On March 23, 2023, about 8,000 people will be taken to another habitable planet.'
Out of this world: TikTok 'time traveller' claims the earth will be invaded by aliens with 8,000 abducted
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11894333/TikTok-time-traveller-claims-earth-invaded-aliens-TODAY.html
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It continues: 'A very hostile alien species is coming to take back Earth, we will not win.
How'd they "loose" it in the first place? Dinosaurs took it from them?
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I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
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I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
Yeah. Could they be any worse than the current ones?
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How are they selecting 8000? Do they expect them to disarm? Not sure that is the path I would want to take.
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Well it's about damn time.
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Quit busting my balls and get on with end times already!
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It’s only 5:18 pm here but they haven’t got me yet.
What caliber for hostile alien overlord?
Or is a can of RAID good enough?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTe0MjAZvMU
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Almost 7:00 here. Not sure if I am totally oblivious of the fact that I'm one of the 8000 or if I only have a few hours to live.
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C'mon, Spock, push the damned button, already!
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Maybe they'll be late - I understand there's a big backup at the border.
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Well, I'm waiting!
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The day hasn't ended yet ...
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Shucks. Even with the alien apocalypse, it's hurry up and wait. ;/
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Hopefully they hit Cali, NY or Maryland first
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Had a customer the other day...
"Russia could nuke us!"
"What if they only nuke Washington?"
"Uh... Maybe that wouldn't be so bad..."
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Heard the attack is on hold.
EPA requested an environmental impact study
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Friday, 24 Mar, 3:15 AM MDT here. I'm either one of the 8000 or we have to wait until it's midnight at the international date line.
Or, and more likely, when they got to America they were intimidated by there being a rifle an assault weapon behind every blade of grass and went back home.
Terry, 230RN
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Man, Epsilon Eridani IV is one cool planet! Wish you guys were here!
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yet another end of the world that didn't pan out.
Better luck next time.
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Man, Epsilon Eridani IV is one cool planet! Wish you guys were here!
<--- Check my location.
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<--- Check my location.
Hey, let's meet at Xenmrx#@rwxg's bar and grill for a Jovian Sunspot!
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Update
We will have to wait till next year now for the earth shattering kaboom
A 'time-traveler' who warned of an alien abducting 8,000 people on March 23 has claimed that the extra terrestrial has come and gone from Earth, making its departure around 7.30pm EST.
The captured humans will allegedly protect us from the next alien invasion, which the space-aficionado claims is scheduled for 'mid 2024'.
Expect space battles [popcorn]
They also warned that yet another alien species - The Distants - is now on its way to Earth and will arrive sometime next year.
The TikToker explained that they 'own' Earth, and that the Pyramid of Giza is their 'mark of ownership and control'.
In a previous video, The Distants were branded 'very hostile' and on a mission to take back the planet that's originally theirs.
Apparently, humans became 'more advances than the aliens thought', as Eno claims we will soon be facing them in our firs space battle.
But wait, there's more and it sounds like Elvis is coming back
In another clip, the 'time-traveler' also predicted that this month would see 'The Lost City of Atlantis' threaten everyone with a 'man made flood, that can cover the entire world'.
Eno also alleges that on April 9, a very famous celebrity will reveal that they faked their death, and on June 12 - a earthquake will open a five-mile deep trench which will unveil species previously thought to be extinct.
'Time-traveler' claims the alien invasion he predicted is complete and 8,000 people have been abducted - with the next set to take place in 2024
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11898295/Time-traveler-claims-alien-invasion-predicted-complete.html
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Heard the attack is on hold.
EPA requested an environmental impact study
More likely a Diversity Equity Inclusion study.
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Dinosaurs are coming back. First good news we've heard in a while.
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By then a United Galaxies organization will be ser up whose military branch will wear blue helmets to enforce their peacekeeping efforts. Oith will not be on the Security Council.
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Well I, for one, am disappointed in our alien overlords.
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This is really a controversy to lull us into inaction when the real invasion happens next year.
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This is just incompetent leadership. Can't we find leaders who will make the apocalypses run on time?
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Should have known it was a hoax when the dolphins didn't leave first.
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Should have known it was a hoax when the dolphins didn't leave first.
Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a single dolphin all day.
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This is just incompetent leadership. Can't we find leaders who will make the apocalypses run on time?
Story prompt: Mussolini was an alien.
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So I missed it?!?!?!? Damn!
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Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a single dolphin all day.
Not since I last opened up a can of tuna
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Not since I last opened up a can of tuna
I used to like canned tuna but it's just not the same since they took the dolphin out.
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Back in the news
May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran =D
May 30 - The aliens will approach. :cool:
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth. [ar15]
June 14 - Supers will appear :P
June 18 - People will fall from the sky from a whoops wormhole. :O
COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
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Back in the news
May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran =D
May 30 - The aliens will approach. :cool:
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth. [ar15]
June 14 Supers will appear :P
June 18 - People will fall fropm the sky from a whoops wormhole. :O
COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
Beats the heck out of two more years of Brandon in the White House.
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Bring it on.
I'm dying to try out my reflective space survival blanket and neverfail fire starter.
Back in the news
May 15 - 750ft tsunami will hit San Fran =D
May 30 - The aliens will approach. :cool:
June 12 - Giant earthquake will hit CA releasing giant snakes from the earth. [ar15]
June 14 - Supers will appear :P
June 18 - People will fall from the sky from a whoops wormhole. :O
COME TO CONQUER I’m a ‘time traveler from the year 2671’ – an alien species known as The Distants is about to wage war on Earth
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7931988/time-traveler-alien-species-the-distants-war/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
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How big are the snakes? Like 12 ga slug big or rifle calibers that begin with .4 big?
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Nostradamus has entered the chat
Includes global warming of course
WHAT ON EARTH Nostradamus 2023 predictions – Seven ‘prophecies’ from mystery Mars mission disaster to cannibals walking the earth
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19814275/nostradamus-predictions-world-war-mars/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
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How big are the snakes? Like 12 ga slug big or rifle calibers that begin with .4 big?
Says up to 75ft
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"No abbots, monks, no novices to learn; Honey shall cost far more than candle-wax," he said
"So high will the bushel of wheat rise, that man will be eating his fellow man."
Candle wax is pretty cheap.
Given all the efforts by global warming folks to restrict fertilizer use in some countries, food is supposed to get more expensive pretty soon.
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Dinosaurs are coming back. First good news we've heard in a while.
Wooly mammoths, from what I hear. And who wouldn't love a fluffy elephant?
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Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea, I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me.
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Nostradamus has entered the chat
Includes global warming of course
WHAT ON EARTH Nostradamus 2023 predictions – Seven ‘prophecies’ from mystery Mars mission disaster to cannibals walking the earth
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19814275/nostradamus-predictions-world-war-mars/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
When I heard of "Q-Anon" for the first time a couple of years ago, I did a little web search on them. One website claimed Hillary was involved in a child kidnapping ring that involved human sacrifice and actual cannibalistic rituals as part of devil worship ceremonies.
So maybe Nostradamus got it right. :O
(For the record, as much as I detest Crooked, baseless accusations of child kidnapping, child murder, and cannibalism . . . no. Just no.)