First dinner: fried turkey, baked ham, meatballs, Mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, dressing, corn, green bean casserole, deviled eggs, sweet potato casserole. Banana pudding, apple pie, chocolate cake, cookies, pecan pie, strawberry cake
Second dinner, two hours later: brisket, pimento cheese, Mac and cheese, pumpkin pie cheesecake, chocolate dump cake
I’m not sure I’m going to live through the night