Medieval Times in the Dark Ages

[Ben]

The Onion loses out to the WaPo again.

The event "Medieval Times" isn't getting with modern diverse times. Probably next year they're going to be forced to have a trans-king.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2018/11/27/cant-make-it-up-washington-post-frets-that-medieval-times-still-stuck-in-the-dark-ages/

[bedlamite]

I fart in your general direction!

[French G.]

I am 90% sure I went to one of those shows in Spain. The 10% uncertainty is due to the fact that it was a naval excursion and well, mistakes were made. Kinda a dream memory. The one that stands out was Blank Man, a troubleshooter from the Prowler squadron. He normally was a severe stutterer, but a good guy, saw him a lot when he brought me things to fix. Well, 3-10 bottles of wine into the deal he is running all over yelling at everyone and having a grand old time, not a single misplaced syllable. :)

Think I will take my kid to the one in B-more, fair chance of remembering more of this one.

[K Frame]

"No one wants to pay to go watch Woke Times. I can walk down to Starbucks whenever to see that for free."

Winner!