« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Dear Santa  (Read 843 times)

vaskidmark

  • National Anthem Snob
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,799
  • WTF?
Dear Santa
« on: November 15, 2013, 09:01:25 AM »
Please bring me one of everything. http://www.mvtf.org/col_categor.php?vehicle=defaultimage  I'll be good if you do.

I'm leaving cookies and milk for you and carrots for the reindeer.  If on Christmas morning I find you left me what I've asked for I'll email you the antidotes.

skidmark
Report to moderator   Logged
If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

BlueStarLizzard

  • Queen of the Cislords
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 15,039
  • Oh please, nobody died last time...
Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2013, 11:49:27 AM »
I had a five year old tell me that Santa might like a beer because he is a grown up...

Maybe if you leave a case out, you'd get the whole list.
Report to moderator   Logged
"Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --" -Malcolm Reynolds

erik the bold

  • friend
  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 268
  • Bite my shiney metal....
Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2013, 11:09:24 AM »
Report to moderator   Logged
"Belief" is the acceptance of a hypothesis in the absence of data.
"Prejudice" is having an opinion not supported by the preponderance of the data.
"Knowledge" is only found through the accumulation and analysis of data.
The plural of anecdote is not "data"

NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR

AJ Dual

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 16,162
  • Shoe Ballistics Inc.
Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2013, 06:26:48 PM »
Dear Santa, I would settle for a Ferret scout car.

And I am obviously less spoiled and greedy than vaskidmark, so you could actually bring me that for Christmas.

Thanks.
Report to moderator   Logged
I promise not to duck.

vaskidmark

  • National Anthem Snob
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,799
  • WTF?
Re: Dear Santa
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2013, 01:01:39 AM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on November 16, 2013, 06:26:48 PM
Dear Santa, I would settle for a Ferret scout car.

And I am obviously less spoiled and greedy than vaskidmark, so you could actually bring me that for Christmas.

Thanks.

Suckup!  :P  :P  :P  :P

stay safe.
Report to moderator   Logged
If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.
Pages: [1]
« previous next »