Agnostics are the wishy-washy center of our eternal culture war.
I resent that
There is nothing wishy-washy about honestly admitting that you don't know. The realization of lack of knowledge is the first step to knowledge. A true atheist is just as much a believer as any theist; he just chooses to believe in the opposite.
Finally, IMO, it takes more guts to face the uncertainty of agnosticism than to be comforted by the existence of a deity looking out for you, or to enjoy the tidy certainty and simplicity of a godless mechanical universe.
