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Title: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
Post by: MechAg94 on May 24, 2018, 09:18:47 AM
https://kprcradio.iheart.com/featured/the-pursuit-of-happiness/content/2018-05-22-summa-laude-cake-censored-by-stores-online-ordering-system/

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For his graduation party, Koscinski decided to order a sheet cake from Publix's online ordering system - requesting that it include the message "summa cum laude," in recognition of the high grades Jacob had received.

However, Publix's system refused to recognize 'cum,' deeming it obscene, instead of using the Latin translation. The online ordering system automatically inserted three dashes in place of 'cum.'

Koscinski says she didn't get to see the cake until it was revealed at her son's graduation party where it was revealed to read "summa --- laude.'

 =D :lol: :laugh:
I just don't know what to say on this one.  I am actually too busy laughing about it to have much of an opinion yet.  It does seem like someone could fix this when the cake was made if they cared to.  Of course, their workers may have never heard of it or have no idea what Summa Cum Laude means.

(I guess the APS word filter didn't censor it   =D )
Title: Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
Post by: Ben on May 24, 2018, 09:26:08 AM

  Of course, their workers may have never heard of it or have no idea what Summa Cum Laude means.

Automated system and the above are the likely Occum's Razor. Though you would think that the system would have some type of programming that would allow "cum" when preceded and followed by "Summa" and "Laude". I'm guessing graduation cakes are a fairly brisk seasonal item. Actually hard to believe this hasn't come up before.

Though maybe the system does allow it, but the pastry worker, who never came close to Summa cum Laude, only saw the "cum". :)
Title: Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
Post by: just Warren on May 24, 2018, 12:00:29 PM
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It does seem like someone could fix this when the cake was made if they cared to.

Yeah, it'd be pretty easy to squirt "cum" onto the cake if needed.
Title: Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
Post by: TommyGunn on May 24, 2018, 12:05:56 PM
Yeah, it'd be pretty easy to squirt "cum" onto the cake if needed.
:facepalm:
Title: Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
Post by: HeroHog on May 24, 2018, 12:34:55 PM
Yeah, it'd be pretty easy to squirt "cum" onto the cake if needed.

That can happen if ya send it back to the kitchen, so I hear. I'd rather get a refund than send food back with a complaint! (Google "hotdog warming vagina")
Title: Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
Post by: 230RN on May 24, 2018, 01:05:35 PM
Yeah, it'd be pretty easy to squirt "cum" onto the cake if needed.

Yeah,  :facepalm:eleventy ! ! !  [barf]

But I'll take it "cum granis salis."

Funniest thread so far in 2018.

Title: Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 24, 2018, 10:52:17 PM
Automated system and the above are the likely Occum's Razor.

Har-har.

And I already linked to this story in that Publix thread. Get off my turf, MechaG!!
Title: Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
Post by: T.O.M. on May 24, 2018, 11:35:33 PM
Funniest thing, being tired and up too late, I read Publix as Pubic the first time through.   :rofl: