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Title: The Ugly One
Post by: bedlamite on May 24, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/big-trout-lake-monster-sparks-internet-debate/article1576748/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/big-trout-lake-monster-sparks-internet-debate/article1576748/)

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Is it a muskrat? An otter? Or perhaps a monster?

Photographs of a strange-looking creature discovered in a remote Northern Ontario aboriginal community are creating a raging Internet debate.

The photos show a brown furry animal with a bald white face and large teeth.

The unsightly critter was spotted in Big Trout Lake by two nurses walking their dog earlier this month. The animal is about 30 centimetres long and has a rat-like tail with “almost a human face,” says the community’s website.

Some residents of Big Trout Lake, an Oji-Cree community of 1,200 south of Hudson Bay, believe the animal is a rare local creature known as an omajinaakoos, which roughly translates to “ugly one”. Band councillor Darryl Sainnawap said his great uncle spotted one about 50 years ago.

“He says in his younger days he was with his grandfather ... and he did see this same creature and that’s the last time he saw it,” he said. “His grandfather called him omajinaakoos.”

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Looks like a manbearpig to me.
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on May 24, 2010, 07:03:46 PM
Gene Simmons? 

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Meat Loaf? 

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Dio?

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Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: 230RN on May 24, 2010, 07:55:40 PM
It's clear that it's a Shoppus fotohorribilis.  Quite commonly seen on the internet these days.  This organism was previously known only to certain newpapers sold near the cash registers of grocery stores.  According to these papers, the creature is not of earth, but was brought here by alien spaceships in order to jam up the internet with many widths of band in discussing it so they could more easily take over this planet.  Resistance would be scattered and futile due to the inability of puny humans to communicate to each other and form an organized resistance, according to these newspapers.

The creature is closely related to S. fotoridiculus, S. fotogullibilis, and S. fotojesuspaceshipcaptin, among others.

Xozzr, 340BT
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: Scout26 on May 24, 2010, 09:42:18 PM
It's Elvis !!!
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: Bogie on May 24, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Any of you guys ever seen Ronnie James? He's a REALLY LITTLE GUY...
 
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: seeker_two on May 25, 2010, 06:34:18 AM


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It's a Pelosi!.....  :lol:
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: grampster on May 25, 2010, 09:48:21 AM
Seeker FTW.
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: charby on May 25, 2010, 10:45:08 AM
It's a Pelosi!.....  :lol:

Also known as the aborted spawn of Cthulhu.

Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: Cromlech on May 25, 2010, 11:53:29 AM
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My first thought.
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: zxcvbob on May 25, 2010, 01:22:20 PM
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Looks like a manbearpig to me.
You mean half man, half bear, and half pig?  [popcorn]
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on May 25, 2010, 02:17:59 PM
You mean half man, half bear, and half pig?  [popcorn]

that would be 1/3 not 1/2. or more likely, 1/4, 1/4, and 1/2 of something. (yeah, fractions.  :angel: )
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: makattak on May 25, 2010, 02:19:27 PM
that would be 1/3 not 1/2. or more likely, 1/4, 1/4, and 1/2 of something. (yeah, fractions.  :angel: )

http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1006/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig

;)

(Incidentally, I'd have done the same thing if I hadn't seen the episode.)
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on May 25, 2010, 02:22:30 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1006/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig

;)

(Incidentally, I'd have done the same thing if I hadn't seen the episode.)

is it really a suprise that al gore can't do fractions?   =D
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: RocketMan on May 25, 2010, 06:44:11 PM
I think our local protophotobiologist, 230RN, described the beast perfectly.
(Or would that be photoprotobiologist?)
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: 230RN on May 26, 2010, 03:16:56 PM
bioprophotistloger
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: Monkeyleg on May 26, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
Maybe it's a northern twist on Turducken.
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: 230RN on May 27, 2010, 10:49:53 AM
Cromlech, where did you get that picture (the top one, post 8 ) of my ex-wife's lawyer?  I thought he retired to the Cayman Islands right after our case got settled.
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: sanglant on May 27, 2010, 11:00:11 AM
they all look like that. i think it's genetic.
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: charby on May 27, 2010, 11:35:49 AM
Maybe it's a northern twist on Turducken.

coycoonssum?  (Coyote, Raccoon, Opossum)
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: Boomhauer on May 27, 2010, 12:16:54 PM
I don't  know what it is, but I have a strong urge to deliver a 12 gauge slug to it's brainpan.

Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: Harold Tuttle on May 27, 2010, 04:35:19 PM
a sea otter with a penchant for nair
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: Fly320s on May 27, 2010, 07:06:26 PM
Also known as the aborted spawn of Cthulhu.


Not that I am offended, or even care, but I think it is odd to see an APS administrator talk about Pelosi like that.
Title: Re: The Ugly One
Post by: RocketMan on May 27, 2010, 10:29:37 PM
Not that I am offended, or even care, but I think it is odd to see an APS administrator talk about Pelosi like that.

I just wish he'd quit beating around the bush and tell us how he really feels about Pelosi.