"Mr. Green I have access to a keyhole military satellite I can use to track New Berns movements in the field today."
"Beg pardon"
"It's real"
"The only condition is no one can know where you get this information."
shrug "ok"
"Wait that's it? Just ok?"
"I get it, man has a satellite and doesn't want anyone to know about it. I'm about to go to war with New Bern Kansas, home of the nearest Costco. Days about as weird as it can get, I'm not asking anymore questions."