Oh, for the love of Pete... If you're going to tell embarrassing stories about me in a public forum,
do try to make them accurate.
Keep in mind, my memory WAS a bit tainted by drinking as much 151 as I was igniting.
I didn't set my hair on fire while lighting the fire wheel. I set my
gloves on fire while lighting the fire wheel. Also I very nearly set one of the Grove members on fire with it, too, but he was rather more agile than I expected, so he got out of the way.
I set my face and hair on fire later that evening, using Bacardi 151 to blow fireballs. Some of it had gotten into my beard, and when the back-flash occurred, it set that on fire. When I pulled back, a thick strand of my hair wrapped around my face and caught. I had the presence of mind to cover all of the burning parts with my (thankfully rum-free) hands, and it all immediately went out. But I had a blistered area near my chin, and a streak of burn-scar leading up my cheek (from where the strand of hair had burned) for a week or so. It gave be a fetchingly-raffish look, I like to think.
See? Considering how much alcohol I had, I think I portraited you very well. I won't even bring up the dollar bill you so greatly earned.
Just curious, but who DID manage to convince you to handle the fire wheel the next year?
On another note, I don't know that my hair can be described as "viking-ish". Whether I like it or not, the nature of my hair and the constantly-furrowed state of my brow (from shouting at kidsh to get off my lawn) has caused people to tell me that I should go trick-or-treating as a Klingon. ("You wouldn't even need any makeup!" they say, the insufferable whippershnappersh.)
-BP
Uh huh. I think we need to bring your hairstyle to a popular vote, a la American Idol. Anyone else agree?
Don't you dare say anything like that near any of my Grove members; they'd take it as a challenge, nay, a mandate to build one.
BWAHAHAHA
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