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Great site for people who have supervised children
« on: May 22, 2010, 06:20:43 PM »
The URL speaks for itself:

http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/

Lots of destruction. 

And poop. 
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 06:54:28 PM »
THAT.IS.AWESOME!

Also: http://shitmypetsruined.com/

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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 06:59:30 PM »
Potty-mouthed parents, ill-behaved kids. Big surprise.
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 07:12:10 PM »
Fisty, children do that to you.
 
I -wish- I had a photo of the door from the ten year old's room... He methodically destroyed the darn thing...
 
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 07:25:07 PM »
Potty-mouthed parents, ill-behaved kids. Big surprise.

I might blame a few of those on the parents, but kids (especially those 2-4) can do a lot of damage in just a matter of seconds. 
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 09:07:28 PM »
gonna have to tell katie about that dog one. once lucky goes up, no will ever be able to find worse
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2010, 11:53:21 PM »
I can't wait until fisty has kids.  :laugh:

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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 12:41:22 AM »
I am well-acquainted with the destructive tendencies of children. Daddy always told me I could tear up a steel ball with a rubber hammer.

It's just sad that people can't communicate without vulgarity.  =(
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2010, 12:47:49 AM »
did daddy or mommy ever say the curse?  i hope you have kids and they are just like you?  my kids best was at a fumeral  she puked all over me  i swear the lady in the casket laughed  curdled milk looks good on a dark suit
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2010, 01:13:07 AM »
It's just sad that people can't communicate without vulgarity.  =(

Perhaps people can, but some people choose not to ascribe magical destructive powers to specific words?

I get that you take pride in being particularly stodgy, but I don't see the point in assuming that everyone else is simply unable to meet your rather arbitrary standards.  Perhaps we just don't care to.

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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2010, 01:20:06 AM »
Magical destructive what?  Whose arbitrary standards?  It has nothing to do with me, or that other stuff you said.  It's become acceptable to refer to random objects as fecal matter, and it's just loutish, stupid and sad, is all.  It would be nice if there could be a web site about stupid things kids do, and then we could have a thread about it.  But no, people would prefer to muck the whole thing up with trash talk.

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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2010, 01:43:24 AM »
Before you two get this otherwise amusing thread locked can't you get a room or something?

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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2010, 01:48:43 AM »
What if they lock us in the room?
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2010, 01:49:18 AM »
What if they lock us in the room?

That would be a bonus.

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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2010, 01:51:27 AM »
Not for her.
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2010, 02:30:03 AM »
Perhaps people can, but some people choose not to ascribe magical destructive powers to specific words?

Or perhaps some of us just don't write in the same mode as we speak.  I wouldn't use certain words or phrases in the presence of certain people, nor would I write them on a public website, because those people know how to use Google.


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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2010, 04:46:06 AM »
Well *multiple expletives deleted*, I would.  :P

BW, a friend once pointed out to me (and Azrael256) the difference between "vulgar" words and "vulgarity."  The former I have no problem posting.  The latter... I wouldn't repeat.  Ever.  In any form.

And if Fisty's "stodginess" bothers you, you could always politely ask him to be more profane.  ;)
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2010, 05:30:44 AM »
I figured the swearing was an intentional juxtaposition of the otherwise child related material on the site, which is obviously intended for adults. 

Sure, people can communicate without swearing, but at the moment your little one has destroyed something, most peope will be at least thinking a few swear words.  I think that is the frustration the site is trying to tap.  A few of the things on that site have happened to me, (the most frustrating was having my Razr snapped in two) and obviously I didn't tear into my 2-year-old with my frustration.  It did feel better to vent about it to my mom or wife though. 

I just can't work up too much give-a-damn about a site designed to vent frustration having a few swear words. It isn't a site for everyday communication, it is a sight that gives people an opportunity to share their "aaaargh" moments. 


With that said, 

POOP:



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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2010, 08:45:28 AM »
Oh noes!!!!!1111! Vulgariairaityies!!!!one!leventy1!  ;/
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2010, 02:30:57 PM »
Oh noes!!!!!1111! People complaining about vulgariairaityies!!!!one!leventy1!  ;/


And if Fisty's "stodginess" bothers you, you could always politely ask him to be more profane.  ;)

I'll work on it.
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2010, 02:35:28 PM »
I wonder if there is a way to harness the energy of rolling eyeballs...
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2010, 02:37:22 PM »
I wonder if there is a way to harness the energy of rolling eyeballs...

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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2010, 03:53:10 PM »
I wonder if there is a way to harness the energy of rolling eyeballs...

That would make every middle school a renewable energy source. 
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2010, 03:48:21 AM »
I lost track of this thread after I posted.  What a shame.  :laugh:

To clarify, I was alluding to the way we classify certain words as social taboo:  Poop is acceptable, *expletive deleted* is not, for no particular reason.  I've been fairly profane in my speech for the past decade or so, and recently read an interesting law journal article, eloquently titled "*expletive deleted*" on the social and legal history of that word.  Interesting read, and it convinced me to care even less (if possible) about "bad" words and attempts to socially censure people who use them.

In any case, it gave me an opportunity to recite some choice phrases in a law school classroom with impunity, days after the instructor, who happens to be a dean and who conducts hearings on honor code violations, was lecturing on the importance of avoiding taboo language.  It was a fun day.

ETA: Well, this did make sense, but I guess what's acceptable for the Cardozo Law Journal ain't acceptable for APS.  I guess if anyone wants a citation or link you'll have to PM me, since the title of the article in question and the URL to it are so dangerous to humanity it can't be published.  We don't understand people who are afraid of guns, but we're terrified of a word.
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Re: Great site for people who have supervised children
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2010, 08:01:52 AM »
I think it all comes down to this:

Some people find certain words offensive.  It doesn't have to make "sense" to you, any more than your *not* finding those words offensive has to make "sense" to them. 

As such, making fun of people/being offended/being against people because they find certain scatological phrases offensive doesn't make much sense to me, nor does it fit into what I would consider polite.  And yeah, those scatological phrases are censored here on APS because the public side especially *IS* supposed to be family friendly.  And perhaps some parents here at APS really don't want to explain to their child what [expletive of choice] means.
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