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« on: March 25, 2006, 03:57:07 AM »
FROM: MR. JOHN WILLIAMS,

E.U LOTTERY ONLINE.
LOTTERY AND GAMING
CORPORATION,

MONTH OF MARCH LOTTERY,

WINNING NUMBER: FLO-06315369

OUR DEAR WINNER,

YOU WON THE SUM OF (TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND EURO) FROM E.
U LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM
A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR
WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM
YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR
FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED AGENT FOR YOUR
REGION WITH YOUR WINNING NUMBER.

E.U LOTTERY ONLINE AGENCY.
MISS.
LILLIAN MORGAN.
DIRECTOR OF WINNING CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: 31-617-612-
660
E-MAIL: euloagencybvz@netscape.net
E-MAIL: euloagencybv@netscape.
net

REGARDS,

MR. JOHN WILLIAMS.  
DIRECTOR OF E.U LOTTERY ONLINE.
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2006, 05:21:08 AM »
I was just telling mtnbkr that most of my family has been wiped out in auto accidents in Nigeria or other godforsaken shitholes.

They were all, of course, involved in shady dealings and now it's up to me to complete the transactions, for which I will be hansomly rewarded...

I'm worth hundreds of millions of dollars from relatives I never knew I had!
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2006, 07:32:53 AM »
A measly 200 grand? Bah, I'm gettin' 10% of $15 billion shortly. All I had to do was give them a credit card number, my bank account number, and my SSN.

Brad
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2006, 08:56:27 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2006, 09:00:08 AM »
What are you waiting for?  Tell your boss to shove it, you ain't workin' there no more.
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2006, 09:18:25 AM »
I would, but my boss took a sudden vacation to Nigeria for "personal reasons," and no one has heard from him in several weeks...
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