Thanks, all. It was more of a "just checking to see if this is really as bad an idea as I think it is" kind of deal. It's been a long time since I've done this and sometimes attitudes can change. Yup, and it's on it's way via FedEx.
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Proofread, reread, corrected, read by others, recorrected, proofread again, printed on heavy-bond light grey paper, no handwritten marks in pen, pencil, or crayon. (Yes, I have seen resumes hand-written in crayon. Purple, no less.)