The laughter - it hurts so good!
But - unionize six guys? Are the unions so specialized/selective that they could not just go over to a shop steward for one of the already-present unions and say "Where do we sign up?"
And only after 13 years, when he saw one of his fellow wordsmiths let go, did he consider the need for a union to protect his $100K ricebowl? Were the previous 12 years, 11 months such a walk in the park that the notion did not come to him before now?
Irony? Yes! Hypocracy? On both sides! Sympathy? None!!
stay safe.