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« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2005, 11:33:12 AM »
Well, if there was no hacksaw involved, I bet the next best option would be a Dremel tool with a heavy cutting wheel.  Shocked  

Such work would call for a steady hand...
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« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2005, 08:24:39 PM »
You're a bad bad man
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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2005, 04:05:31 PM »
Well, if the choices are hacksaw, sledgehammer, or cutting torch, what would YOU choose?
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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2005, 04:24:27 PM »
Boltcutter. The universal key.

Every hardware store in America has one, and you probably wouldn't even have to purchase the thing after explaining your difficulty to the clerk, as they keep a used one on the floor foor cutting chain. Embarassing yeah, but not as embarassing as emt's, police, doctors etc.

Two weeks? Sheesh.
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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2005, 04:59:59 PM »
Yeah... I can see THAT conversation...

Testicle Boy: "Hey... need to use your floor bolt-cutters in the back room for a sec"

Clerk: "Umm... why sir? I'd be happy to cut whatever you need out on the floor"

TB: "Well... it's kinda personal"

C: "Sir... we really can't let you use one of our tools in the back room. Technically, I can't even let you back there"

TB: "Seriously... it's just a small personal problem. You DON'T want the details"

C: "Sorry sir, but you'll have to buy one, and then you can take it home"

TB: "But... I want the lock off now"

C: "Show me the lock, and we'll get it taken care of then"

-man starts to undo pants-

C: "Sir, what in the HELL are you DOING?!?!?"
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« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2005, 05:02:44 PM »
Hunter rose, that is maybe one of the handful of times ever I've laughed out loud from the internet... actually laughed out loud, a long, rolling, gutlaugh.
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« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2005, 05:51:37 PM »
Winston, I KNOW I'm funny. Thing is, looks aren't everything in life, ya know? Wink
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