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Paging Ladysmith.....
« on: July 11, 2009, 08:18:12 PM »
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 08:31:04 PM »
You rang?  =D

That poor old lady had 150 cats in her mansion?!  :O
Lightweight. If I had a mansion, I know I could squeeze in 500.  :laugh:

Just kidding.

I know there's a fine line between loving the little beasties and succumbing to the animal hoarding sickness. I heard the difference is in being able to provide proper care for them.
Mine are all spayed/neutered and have full medical and dental coverage.  :angel:
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 08:40:36 PM »
Jus' funin at your expense  :lol:
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2009, 08:46:15 PM »
Jus' funin at your expense  :lol:

Well in that case, consider yourself spanked with a sandal.  :mad:     :lol: :laugh:
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2009, 08:50:53 PM »
Make it a high heel and you've got a deal!
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2009, 08:52:17 PM »
We really don't want to hear about your fetish
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2009, 09:12:00 PM »
Make it a high heel and you've got a deal!

*sputters*
*blushes*
*hides under the covers and refuses to come out*

 :laugh:
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2009, 09:14:33 PM »
*sputters*
*blushes*
*hides under the covers and refuses to come out*

 :laugh:

Yeah, you gotta be careful around JJ.  He has no shame or morals.

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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2009, 09:22:32 PM »
In thy presence is fulness of joy.
At thy right hand pleasures for evermore.

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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2009, 09:26:20 PM »
^^^

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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2009, 09:51:05 PM »
*sputters*
*blushes*
*hides under the covers and refuses to come out*

 :laugh:

 :angel:

(We really need a devil smiley)
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2009, 09:53:46 PM »
Yeah, you gotta be careful around JJ.  He has no shame or morals.

Chris

But he's such an adorable rogue.  =)
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2009, 10:00:58 PM »
We really don't want to hear about your fetish

We don't?
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2009, 10:08:59 PM »
We really don't want to hear about your fetish
We don't?

*hiding under the covers again*
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2009, 10:17:58 PM »
I rendered ls speechless twice in one thread.  You may all bow and scrape now.
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2009, 10:20:01 PM »
:angel:

(We really need a devil smiley)
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2009, 10:25:47 PM »
You may all bow and scrape now.

I already told you, we don't want to hear about your fetish.
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2009, 12:01:38 AM »
To Bedlamite, you listen. Truth, he speaks!

Now where's my damn sammich?
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2009, 08:06:58 PM »
We really don't want to hear about your fetish


I am invoking rule 34.  Enough said.
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 04:53:32 AM »

I am invoking rule 34.  Enough said.



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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2009, 06:12:36 AM »
Please don't make Jamis talk about Rule 34.  :O
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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2009, 06:40:07 AM »
It's threads like these that make me glad that LS doesn't ever talk about jackboots...


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Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 08:24:41 AM »
What total nonsense!  :mad:

Cats are just mammals and incapable of exerting any type of control over human beings.
People are at the top of the food chain and have been the dominant species on this planet for a very long time. Cats are simply domesticated pets that we choose to have around.

I know I'm the sole master of my fate, captain of my destiny and owner of free will.
And I'll prove it to you...

...right after I feed my widdle boo-boo kittehs because I hear them calling me.  =D
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