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Re: ISIS atttack on French church
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2016, 02:46:21 PM »
"Good day Monsieur Imam. Oh, so you wish to build a mosque? Please allow me to direct your attention to a very affordable property 5 kilometers away from town, on a small island in the middle of a swamp".

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Re: ISIS atttack on French church
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2016, 06:55:35 PM »
I don't know if the proximity hurt them so much, but I do question the propriety of a church helping to establish a mosque. Seems an obvious non-starter.

Sort of like handing Madame Defarge the keys to the guillotine?
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Re: ISIS atttack on French church
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2016, 01:02:46 AM »
Sort of like handing Madame Defarge the keys to the guillotine?

No, I just mean that the church's job (and God wrote the job description) is to spread the gospel, and also (among other things) uphold the faith against any contrary teaching. Giving the church's property for the construction of a mosque does the opposite of that, regardless of 'oo killed 'oom, or if no one was killed at all.
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Re: ISIS atttack on French church
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2016, 10:42:00 AM »
"Good day Monsieur Imam. Oh, so you wish to build a mosque? Please allow me to direct your attention to a very affordable property 5 kilometers away from town, on a small island in the middle of a swamp".

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