Author Topic: Gotta pun for this? Preacherman, look in here! (Read 1590 times)

cosine · « **on:** August 25, 2006, 05:22:02 PM »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=402146&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=

Quote from: Daily Mail news article

It's the ultimate fashion accessory for people who "love their dogs a bit too much."

Imported from the United States, these colourful and stylish "doggie bags" enable devoted dog owners to carry their puppies and little pooches wherever they go.

Designed to be "lightweight" with an adjustable strap, the "PuppyPurse" is exactly as it sounds.

Caption the photo! Puns appreciated! Wink

mustanger98 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2006, 05:59:13 PM »

I don't know what Preacherman's liable to say, but how about...

"puttin' on the dog"

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:04:14 PM »

Okay, that's just bizarre. Way, way bizarre...

Brad

Guest · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:04:54 PM »

Lucky Dawg!

[Damn, you would have to post a Brunette wouldn't you? I am a sucker for Brunettes.
pant...pant..."woof" "woof"...pant...]

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:40:47 PM »

The expression on the dog's face is priceless.

Lee · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:49:18 PM »

If it's not a Cock-a- Poo, it should be.

Preacherman · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:51:13 PM »

This one's too easy!

"Which is the bitch?"

cheesy

Antibubba · « **Reply #7 on:** August 25, 2006, 07:52:19 PM »

A fanny pack that can lick it's own fanny.

Northwoods · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2006, 06:42:16 AM »

Antibubba - If only you knew what "fanny" meant in the UK ...

bratch · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2006, 07:32:06 AM »

Never knew I wanted to be white and furry.

JAlexander · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2006, 07:52:30 AM »

Talk about wagging the dog...

James

Fly320s · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2006, 09:26:27 AM »

Shouldn't a woman be carrying a cat around there?

Spec ops Grunt · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2006, 11:02:27 AM »

Why dosn't the dog just walk?

Lo.Com.Denom · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2006, 12:11:51 PM »

Must be "open-carry", California style. You may laugh, but she can draw that thing in under 2.5...

The IWB version is really something to see...

Azrael256 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:19:49 PM »

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Why dosn't the dog just walk?

Leashes imply that you're too poor to afford a dog that doesn't need exercise. That, and people like pointless gadgets that torture their animals by depriving them of the freedom to investigate their world. It's all about having a dog, but not looking like you care that you have a dog. Dogs are an accessory, like a purse or an expensive pair of sunglasses.

That's my guess, anyway. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go attempt to re-balance the universe with my dog and her beloved tennis ball.

LadySmith · « **Reply #15 on:** August 27, 2006, 02:53:09 AM »

Quote from: Fly320s

Shouldn't a woman be carrying a cat around there?

I double-dog dare you to find a cat that would tolerate being carried around like that. One little scare, or one bad mood, and a cat would go Taz on the wearer.

Fjolnirsson · « **Reply #16 on:** August 27, 2006, 07:38:27 AM »

Quote from: LadySmith

Quote from: Fly320s

Shouldn't a woman be carrying a cat around there?

I double-dog dare you to find a cat that would tolerate being carried around like that. One little scare, or one bad mood, and a cat would go Taz on the wearer.

There's this woman who lives in my neighborhood, her cat rides on top of her head, with his front paws hanging down to either side. She rides her bike with him this way. Sometimes, I see her children with the cat riding them. It looks a bit like a 'coon skin hat, 'cept it moves.

P95Carry · « **Reply #17 on:** August 27, 2006, 06:00:42 PM »

That's not a ''dog'' anyways - it's one of them ''toy'' thingies!!!

I'll call that a ''Butt pooch'' Wink

Fly320s · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:33:18 AM »

Quote from: LadySmith

Quote from: Fly320s

Shouldn't a woman be carrying a cat around there?

I double-dog dare you to find a cat that would tolerate being carried around like that. One little scare, or one bad mood, and a cat would go Taz on the wearer.

Hmmm... how do I say this delicately?

I guess the cat carrier rides in front for a woman.

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Author Topic: Gotta pun for this? Preacherman, look in here! (Read 1590 times)

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