....when I read Dear Harriette in the paper, a syndicated column by United Features. Her column is called Sense & and Sensitivity.
A lady wrote in about solving the problem of a snoring spouse. She said one could buy a set of customized personalized ear plugs. She further mentioned that you could purchase them at a good reputable gun shop. Harriette agreed that deluxe, personalized earplugs were a good idea, but was...."apprehensive about sending people to gun stores to any reason".
Bwaaahaaahaaaaa.
Here's the e-mail I sent Harriette at
askharriette@harriettecole.comDear Harriette,
I was moved to actual laughter out loud when reading your advice to the lady that discovered that good ear plugs could be purchased at a gun shop. To watch you recoil in horror to that suggestion, reinforces, once again, how dangerous guns are. Those evil, nasty firearms might just, by themselves, jump right out of the showcase and getcha. LOL.
I wonder if she'll reply? Any bets? heh heh. I say no. Any takers?