Oh, I'll fully admit to assuming that a man with a sugar mamma who keeps him in a high-end crapshack with a boat and lots of other rich-boy toys would have cable TV service of some type.
And if he didn't, because that's the ONE THING that he's too damned cheap to spring for, he wouldn't come here and whine about it.
My mistake.
Now run along, this conversation isn't for you, it's for the grown ups whose mommies let them stay up late and watch zombie movies on TV...
Oh, and just FYI, I heard on the news this morning that some huggy feely type group is trying to get either today or this week designated no snark day. I wonder how that's working out?