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Yes they went there
« on: March 01, 2020, 04:58:26 PM »
Words fail me

Most of the article is behind a pay wall but you should get the idea

What Finding Jesus’ Private Parts in the Turin Shroud Says About Faith
https://www.thedailybeast.com/what-finding-jesus-private-parts-in-the-turin-shroud-says-about-faith?ref=home&via=twitter_page

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   How do we know Jesus had male genitalia? https://t.co/tjTOU3yR15

    — The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 1, 2020
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1234216870418567168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


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   Wasn't the Shroud of Turin found to be a medieval forgery? https://t.co/WO3JtozHdp

    — David Lazarus (@Davidlaz) March 1, 2020
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/03/01/the-daily-beast-asks-how-do-we-know-if-jesus-had-male-genitalia/

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Re: Yes they went there
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2020, 05:11:57 PM »
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rmns2bseen • 10 minutes ago

I await their discussion of Muhammad's pedophilia.

Do it!
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Re: Yes they went there
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2020, 05:48:39 PM »
Yeah, sure, just ignore the well-substantiated reliability of the New Testament as a historical document. The Shroud has the real answers.  :lol:
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Re: Yes they went there
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2020, 06:29:38 PM »
Hey, he was circumcised per the Jewish Tradition.  Hell, the Catholics even celebrated that as The Feast Of the Circumcision, but I guess they changed that after people started to make jokes about it.  But it was a Holy Day of Obligation, I bileeve.

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“And at the end of the eight days, when he was circumcised, he was called Jesus, the name given by the angel before he was conceived in the womb.”  —Luke 2:21 KJV
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Re: Yes they went there
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2020, 07:34:17 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on March 01, 2020, 06:29:38 PM
Hey, he was circumcised per the Jewish Tradition.  Hell, the Catholics even celebrated that as The Feast Of the Circumcision, but I guess they changed that after people started to make jokes about it.  But it was a Holy Day of Obligation, I bileeve.

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“And at the end of the eight days, when he was circumcised, he was called Jesus, the name given by the angel before he was conceived in the womb.”  —Luke 2:21 KJV

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce
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Re: Yes they went there
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2020, 09:37:30 PM »
I gotcher "miraculous power" right here...
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Re: Yes they went there
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2020, 09:55:53 PM »
They were very woke back in the day, and respected Jesus'(he/him) desired pronouns.
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Re: Yes they went there
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2020, 08:02:35 PM »
Y' know, the Apostle John...

"Shut up, Terry."

Mmmmkay, but...

"SHUT UP, TERRY ! "

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