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The Annoyed Man

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Why the heck did I mount a steering wheel on my pants?
« on: August 04, 2008, 07:55:42 AM »
I can't remember why I did this.... but it's driving me nuts.
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Re: Why the heck did I mount a steering wheel on my pants?
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 08:49:03 AM »
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Why the heck did I mount a steering wheel on my pants?

Oh no, he isn't...

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I can't remember why I did this....

No. No. nonononono....

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but it's driving

Auuughhhh!!!! NOOOOOO!

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me nuts.

Gack *thump*

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Re: Why the heck did I mount a steering wheel on my pants?
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 09:16:27 AM »
And now, back to your regularly scheduled psychotic episode...

Brad
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Re: Why the heck did I mount a steering wheel on my pants?
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 09:23:23 AM »
May your groin be infected with 1000 fleas and your arms paralyzed so you cannot scratch.
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Re: Why the heck did I mount a steering wheel on my pants?
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 09:23:38 AM »
It's threads like this that makes Mike want to go out and burn a bunch of floppies.....
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Re: Why the heck did I mount a steering wheel on my pants?
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 10:03:52 AM »
the classics are always funny.  grin
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Re: Why the heck did I mount a steering wheel on my pants?
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 10:13:06 AM »
Well.....that explains the screen name.....  rolleyes
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