Good luck with that G00gle is a thoroughly integrated part of the Education-Industrial-Government Complex.
And has been for some time. More than ten years ago, I bought an almost unused Acer Aspire One netbook computer from a guy who had bought it for one of his kids to use for school -- only to find out that the school didn't just require the students to each have a subnotebook computer, the school required that each kid must have a Chromebook.