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Title: Outbreak of Gremlins or Djinn or whatever
Post by: Kingcreek on December 06, 2017, 10:23:28 AM

We interrupt this broadcast for the following message:
Jeez I can't find and fix the problems fast enough.
We have a serious outbreak of (seemingly) unrelated mechanical and technical breakdowns and mysterious "issues" around here. Too numerous to start a list right now.
Maybe I should hire a priest or burn some sage and pound drums or something- some kind of "cleansing" is needed.
Maybe its the Russian colluders or those Norks or aliens out to frustrate me. yeah, its probably those aliens.
That is all.
We now return to our regularly scheduled program...

Title: Re: Outbreak of Gremlins or Djinn or whatever
Post by: K Frame on December 06, 2017, 10:45:24 AM

Jamis' toxic farts corroding the wiring?

Title: Re: Outbreak of Gremlins or Djinn or whatever
Post by: Nick1911 on December 06, 2017, 10:58:43 AM

Same.  Just the amount of parts I've needed over the last month has been nuts.  I'd go broke if I was paying for service too.

Title: Re: Outbreak of Gremlins or Djinn or whatever
Post by: Kingcreek on December 06, 2017, 11:11:31 AM

vehicle mechanicals on 2 out of 3 as well as a complicated gasoline leak on one, outdoor water hydrant just in time for cold weather, internal phone line problems, computer issues, more computer issues, elec power went out 2 nights ago while I was cleaning a shotgun in the basement and while groping my way out in the dark I managed to knock the shotgun barrel off the bench and onto the concrete floor, clothes dryer motor went pfff, and that's just this week and its only Wednesday...   
I know better than to expect much sympathy from this bunch but have a good day y'all.

Title: Re: Outbreak of Gremlins or Djinn or whatever
Post by: grampster on December 06, 2017, 11:44:14 AM

I have slaughtered two bulls, 3 goats, 5 chickens and a vestal virgin, wrapped myself in sackcloth and ashes.  I will begin the rending of the sackcloth momentarily. :O  Hope this helps.

Title: Re: Outbreak of Gremlins or Djinn or whatever
Post by: 230RN on December 07, 2017, 04:59:11 AM

Kingcreek, you've been blowing out candles lately instead of using a proper candle snuffer, eh?  Baaaad juju.

grampster, where did you find a virgin?  Let alone a vestal one.

Terry

Title: Re: Outbreak of Gremlins or Djinn or whatever
Post by: grampster on December 07, 2017, 10:30:38 PM

I'll never tell.... :angel:

Title: Re: Outbreak of Gremlins or Djinn or whatever
Post by: 230RN on December 09, 2017, 01:23:47 PM

Quote from: Kingcreek on December 06, 2017, 10:23:28 AM

We interrupt this broadcast for the following message:
Jeez I can't find and fix the problems fast enough.
We have a serious outbreak of (seemingly) unrelated mechanical and technical breakdowns and mysterious "issues" around here. Too numerous to start a list right now.
Maybe I should hire a priest or burn some sage and pound drums or something- some kind of "cleansing" is needed.
Maybe its the Russian colluders or those Norks or aliens out to frustrate me. yeah, its probably those aliens.
That is all.
We now return to our regularly scheduled program...

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      Yang happens

Terry