Bathrooms again.

[Hawkmoon]

Spending a couple summers as a janitor pretty much kills any thought you might have had about women being delicate flowers.

Standing in a checkout line at Wal-Mart will do that for you.

[grampster]

Swmbo says you better hope women don't start using the Men's Room because women are pigs.  Nearly every women's bathroom she has gone into is a pig sty, she says.

[KD5NRH]

Standing in a checkout line at Wal-Mart will do that for you.

I meant even the ones that don't appear to be scratching their balls in public.

[Angel Eyes]

Received from a friend by e-mail:

[Firethorn]

Okay, I'll admit to cracking up with that one.

[MechAg94]

Wouldn't the Decepticon logo be more appropriate considering the subject matter?

[Perd Hapley]

Wouldn't the Decepticon logo be more appropriate considering the subject matter?

Correct. Also, the text above it needs a comma.

[lee n. field]

I'm trying to think how a large school district (like Houston ISD) could subvert this.  Announce that to be in compliance with the new Obama bathroom policy, anyone can now pee wherever they want.  

Bushes on the playground.   

Hey, for a guy, the world is your urinal!

 Replace the "boys" and "girls" signs with ones that just say "toilet", and have buckets in the corners of the classrooms, in case someone takes "wherever" literally (and encourage them to do so.)  Blame the feds for the whole mess when the lynch mob shows up at the next school board meeting.

I don't think I quite have it right yet...

[HeroHog]

Bushes on the playground.  

Hey, for a guy, the world is your urinal!

The gals too. It's just that taking a quick pee can be a tad bit more difficult depending on attire, then there's this: http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-Up-as-a-Female

[MechAg94]

Correct. Also, the text above it needs a comma.

Did they forget a comma or use THERE instead of THEIR?   

[French G.]

If we ever go back to running our short track regularly I will have a LBGTBBQWTF friendly restroom. Third porta John, see if I can sell the local transmission shop ad space on the door.

Women's bathrooms. Eh, yuck. Used to have to enter one used by 150 women as part of firefighting duties. Burnt an OBA canister down every time, glorious fresh air. Used to have to send mixed gender duty crews to clean some too. Horror stories.

[Angel Eyes]

[HeroHog]

If we ever go back to running our short track regularly I will have a LBGTBBQWTF friendly restroom.

Or as Steven Crowder over at Louder With Crowder says "LGBTQAAIP with a silent seven." (LGBTQAAIP actually IS the accepted version, at least it was last week)