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Tallpine

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Joke
« on: February 13, 2012, 10:36:16 PM »
A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar.

Bartender says "Hey Mitt, what'll be?"

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Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin

Jamie B

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2012, 10:51:51 PM »
Ba de bum, bum.

Nice.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2012, 11:02:48 PM »
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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2012, 11:27:12 PM »
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2012, 11:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on February 13, 2012, 10:36:16 PM
A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar.

Bartender says "Hey Mitt, what'll be?"



"I'll drink one now and one later for the middle of the road."
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 08:42:47 AM »
Someone else watched Dick Morris on Fox yesterday, I see.
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