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CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« on: January 23, 2014, 03:00:00 PM »
Just  :facepalm: :facepalm:

If anyone can figure what he means let me know.  My 'tard to English translator isn't working.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJmFEv6BHM0
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 03:06:47 PM »
I played that clip for my 'tard to English translator.







It blew up.
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 03:08:07 PM »
But in a couple places on the book of face, I commented that the officer in the background is there to make sure that the good 'tard Senator doesn't bludgeon himself in the head with a .30 caliber magazine clip in half a second.
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 03:46:31 PM »
Longer video of the same event where he says even more stupid stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbFjaSP3GIE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 05:33:01 PM »
Has the good Senator been drinking?  It sure seemed so at times.
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 05:43:55 PM »
Shamelessly stolen from another APS member:





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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 06:13:30 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on January 23, 2014, 05:43:55 PM




That is glorious.  =)  But what does the D stand for?
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 06:46:15 PM »
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That is glorious.  :)  But what does the D stand for?

Duh!
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 06:52:59 PM »
Quote from: fistful on January 23, 2014, 06:13:30 PM

That is glorious.  =)  But what does the D stand for?

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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2014, 07:29:33 PM »
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2014, 07:35:25 PM »
Democrat would be my guess. Cause when it's in that position, it doesn't work.  :lol:
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 07:41:55 PM »
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Democrat would be my guess. Cause when it's in that position, it doesn't work.  :lol:

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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2014, 07:46:16 PM »
Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2014, 08:11:04 PM »
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Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.

They said they didn't want him back


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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2014, 08:36:51 PM »
Quote from: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on January 23, 2014, 07:46:16 PM
Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.

I thought it was a state that was missing its idiot.  I hear he wants to bend Ben's ear about gun control.  :P
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2014, 08:57:56 PM »
Quote from: adively on January 23, 2014, 08:36:51 PM
I thought it was a state that was missing its idiot.  I hear he wants to bend Ben's ear about gun control.  :P

Sadly, he's not even that far out there compared to other Democrats here. Leeland Yee and a few others are just as whack. De Leon is going to be the next state senate leader, and is simultaneously under FBI investigation for various illegal acts. The investigation didn't seem to affect his "promotion".
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2014, 09:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Ben on January 23, 2014, 08:57:56 PM
Sadly, he's not even that far out there compared to other Democrats here. Leeland Yee and a few others are just as whack. De Leon is going to be the next state senate leader, and is simultaneously under FBI investigation for various illegal acts. The investigation didn't seem to affect his "promotion".

Remember, this is Kalifornistan we're talking about, where Sheriffs get away with issuing carry permits to their buddies and cronies alone
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2014, 09:10:54 PM »
Quote from: Ben on January 23, 2014, 08:57:56 PM
Sadly, he's not even that far out there compared to other Democrats here. Leeland Yee and a few others are just as whack. De Leon is going to be the next state senate leader, and is simultaneously under FBI investigation for various illegal acts. The investigation didn't seem to affect his "promotion".

That seems to be a requirement, to be under investigation or indictment, for D's to get promoted within their party.
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2014, 09:14:39 PM »
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That seems to be a requirement, to be under investigation or indictment, for D's to get promoted within their party.


As Rush would say, "it's a resume enhancement."
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2014, 01:06:49 PM »
Quote from: fistful on January 23, 2014, 09:14:39 PM

As Rush would say, "it's a resume enhancement."

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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
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Re: CA Sen replaces "Shoulder thing that goes up" with a whole new level of Stupid.
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2014, 10:25:30 AM »
Quote from: fistful on February 01, 2014, 01:06:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCNNmadDCdY

They don't know what they're talking about. It's "30 magazine clips per half second", not "30 rounds per half second". Amateurs.

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