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Im Voting Democrat because... (Satire)
« on: June 20, 2008, 11:42:29 AM »
I'm a firm believer in multi-culturalism and what better way to foster that than a defeat in the war against terrorism. Imagine - after we lose we'll all get to learn Arabic, a new religion, bask in another culture's cuisine. Won't it be grand.

George Bush hasn't captured Bin Laden and he's the only terrorist threat out there - really - the only one.

I don't have enough money and the democrats will take yours and give it to me.

I'm for change, change is good, any change.

Hope is what we're all about. Hope for what? Doesn't matter. Hope is the key.

Big oil that gets to keep 6 to 8 cents out of the price of a gallon of gas isn't paying it's fair share and the federal government which gets 18 cents out of the price of a gallon of gas isn't getting enough.

Voting for a presidential candidate based solely on the color of his skin is wrong - unless the color of his skin is black that is...

The price of gas is too high and the windfall profits tax is a guaranteed way to insure there's more and thus cheaper gas.

I love the environment. I don't mind starving and freezing in the dark. We've got to save our planet for the kids don't ya know.

Thinking is hard and the democrats don't want me to think...

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Re: Im Voting Democrat because...
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2008, 11:45:21 AM »
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I'm a firm believer in multi-culturalism and what better wat to foster that than a defeat in the war against terrorism. Imagine - after we lose we'll all get to learn Arabic, a new religion, bask in another culture's quisine. Won't it be grand.

I think the spelling got hit by Obama's bus, there...

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Re: Im Voting Democrat because...
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2008, 12:13:00 PM »
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I'm a firm believer in multi-culturalism and what better wat way to foster that than a defeat in the war against terrorism. Imagine - after we lose we'll all get to learn Arabic, a new religion, bask in another culture's quisine cuisine. Won't it be grand.

I think the spelling got hit by Obama's bus, there...

There - fixed it.

Of course since I'm going to vote democrat it was necessary to at least pretend I was educated in government schools...
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Re: Im Voting Democrat because... (Satire)
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2008, 02:26:09 PM »
I'm voting democrat because six years of war in the Middle East under Bush is wrong, but six years of war in Eastern Europe under Clinton is good  rolleyes
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Re: Im Voting Democrat because... (Satire)
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2008, 03:16:30 PM »
quisine: a quisling epicurian
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Re: Im Voting Democrat because... (Satire)
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2008, 03:47:16 PM »
I want to get beyond the awkward stage..... laugh angel grin shocked
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Re: Im Voting Democrat because... (Satire)
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2008, 04:13:01 PM »
Because I'm tired of all the incrementalism......BRING ON THE ONE-WORLD SOCIALIST GOVERNMENT OF GENE RODDENBERRY NOW!!!!
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Re: Im Voting Democrat because... (Satire)
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2008, 04:44:32 PM »
Wull, me, i guess i remember... Wull, all them times on the school bus, yuh know? Wasn't like that long bus where nobody never knew nobody else. No. It was a good school bus. I liked that school bus. Sometimes i wish i was still riding that bus. The group home's nice, you understand. I mean, nice enough. I guess i just liked that school bus. You know? Yeah.
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Re: Im Voting Democrat because... (Satire)
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2008, 11:40:07 PM »
Seeker_two,

I am thinking the same thing - I really like eating boiled bullfrog.

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Re: Im Voting Democrat because... (Satire)
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 04:34:18 AM »
I'm not voting at all, because Paddy said not to.
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