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With friends like these...

These poor little rotund dears freaks are being persecuted for not being squares, I tell ya!

Can't we all just get along (and park all over creation and leave used condoms in the lawn)?


http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/PrintStory.pl?document_id=2008112632&zsection_id=2003925728&slug=swingersclub14m&date=20080814

Regan "Draco" Lane-Smith and "Naughty" Nonah Elliston outfitted their six-bedroom rental house with 15 mattresses, bondage crosses and sex swings. They built elaborate sets in their backyard for taking erotic photos.

And they promoted the Hardwood Cabin online.

Up to 60 guests at a time came to mingle, sunbathe nude by the pool and have sex with fellow swingers and fetishists, Elliston said. Parties were frequent enough that the couple's laundry service was cycling through 50 bedsheets a week.

But the couple shut down the sex club last month when they were cited for running a business without a license and threatened with fines of up to $513 a day.

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The parties catered to "big beautiful women" and "big handsome men," and to the BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadomasochism) scene, they said.

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The couple hosted a naked rally for presidential candidate Barack Obama and naked karaoke nights. A friend's "mobile sex dungeon"  created in a small cargo truck  was parked alongside the house.








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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 10:16:23 AM »
Elaborate for me, why is Obama a great friend of the sex-positive culture?
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 11:20:17 AM »
Elaborate for me, what is a "sex-positive culture"?
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2008, 11:25:39 AM »
Elaborate for me, what is a "sex-positive culture"?

It's one of those wacky cultures where they not only have SEX, but they want you to know they have SEX, and exactly how they go about having SEX.  If you say you don't want it shoved in your face, why, you're just a prude who wants to restrict their right to have SEX anywhere, anyhow, and with anyone.

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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2008, 11:28:16 AM »
Elaborate for me, why do "sex" and "dungeon" ever belong in the same sentence?
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2008, 11:36:26 AM »
Elaborate for me, why do "sex" and "dungeon" ever belong in the same sentence?

Why not?  For example:

Dungeons are rarely, if ever, a good place for sex, since they tend to be chilly and otherwise lacking in creature comforts.

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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2008, 11:40:20 AM »
Elaborate for me, why do "sex" and "dungeon" ever belong in the same sentence?

Why not?  For example:

Dungeons are rarely, if ever, a good place for sex, since they tend to be chilly and otherwise lacking in creature comforts.

That is not sex-positive.  You're a prude and a hater.

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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2008, 11:52:11 AM »
Elaborate for me, why do "sex" and "dungeon" ever belong in the same sentence?

Why not?  For example:

Dungeons are rarely, if ever, a good place for sex, since they tend to be chilly and otherwise lacking in creature comforts.
Also, dungeon often has dragons, trolls and skeleton armies residing in them, and that would surely ruin the party for them!

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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2008, 12:28:42 PM »
Let me get this straight - was this a large group of swingers or a group of large swingers Huh?  grin

Either way, sounds to me like they need a bigger place out in the country somewhere Wink
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2008, 01:06:34 PM »
Elaborate for me, what is a "sex-positive culture"?

It's one of those wacky cultures where they not only have SEX, but they want you to know they have SEX, and exactly how they go about having SEX.  If you say you don't want it shoved in your face, why, you're just a prude who wants to restrict their right to have SEX anywhere, anyhow, and with anyone.

And they call it "sex-positive," because anyone who doesn't approve obviously views sex as something dirty and shameful?
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2008, 02:53:51 PM »
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Parties were frequent enough that the couple's laundry service was cycling through 50 bedsheets a week.

I hope their laundry service was properly equipped...


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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 03:01:17 PM »
Elaborate for me, what is a "sex-positive culture"?

It's one of those wacky cultures where they not only have SEX, but they want you to know they have SEX, and exactly how they go about having SEX.  If you say you don't want it shoved in your face, why, you're just a prude who wants to restrict their right to have SEX anywhere, anyhow, and with anyone.

And they call it "sex-positive," because anyone who doesn't approve obviously views sex as something dirty and shameful?

Now you get it. Wink

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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2008, 03:44:51 PM »
I hope their laundry service was properly equipped...

Note to Avalanche2082: Your wife may not want to work in a laundry.

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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 09:18:03 PM »
Elaborate for me, what is a "sex-positive culture"?

Comrade Wikipedia to the Rescue!

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Elaborate for me, why do "sex" and "dungeon" ever belong in the same sentence?

A lot of people like faux dungeon settings, with fake chains and so forth.

Wait till I tell you about erotic suspension.
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2008, 03:05:26 AM »
Hummmm...

Sex positive, in this case, may be akin to HIV positive...
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2008, 08:40:58 AM »
Let me get this straight - was this a large group of swingers or a group of large swingers Huh?  grin

I so wish I wrote that.

Hummmm...

Sex positive, in this case, may be akin to HIV positive...

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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2008, 08:49:29 AM »
Hummmm...

Sex positive, in this case, may be akin to HIV positive...

People seem to have forgotten about all the other diseases out there. Syphilis and herpes and other things that are INCURABLE. As in, INCURABLE.

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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2008, 08:57:21 AM »
Hummmm...

Sex positive, in this case, may be akin to HIV positive...

People seem to have forgotten about all the other diseases out there. Syphilis and herpes and other things that are INCURABLE. As in, INCURABLE.

Safe sex technology exists for a reason. Not just condoms, but oral barriers and so forth.

Also, choosing your partners helps even if you are polyamory.
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2008, 08:59:17 AM »
And I think MicroBalrog has shared a little bit more with us than we really want him to.   cheesy
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2008, 09:35:48 AM »
The big question is unanswered:

Apart from his support for the 'pro-life' cause, what is it that makes Obama such a big friend of the nekkid-fun people?
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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2008, 09:41:30 AM »
And I think MicroBalrog has shared a little bit more with us than we really want him to.   cheesy
Careful, fistful.  People might begin to think that you're sex-negative.

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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2008, 09:43:55 AM »
And I think MicroBalrog has shared a little bit more with us than we really want him to.   cheesy
Careful, fistful.  People might begin to think that you're sex-negative.

It's fistful. We already do.
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Re: Swingers Stage Naked Rally for Obama Including Mobile Sex Dungeon
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2008, 10:00:01 AM »
The big question is unanswered:

Apart from his support for the 'pro-life' cause, what is it that makes Obama such a big friend of the nekkid-fun people?

Because he's a liberal, and when he taxes us to the point of not being able to afford clothing, all that will be left is nekkid-fun.
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2008, 12:01:53 PM »
Herpes is incurable and annoying, but certainly not fatal. Unless you were clean when you got married and then suddenly gave it to your wife...

Syphilis is curable as an active infection for several years at least  before it moves into the stage that turns your brain into swiss cheese.

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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2008, 12:42:59 PM »
Also, choosing your partners helps even if you are polyamorous.

Yeah.  Until someone lies.  Gee, now I wonder why a guy who has convinced four or five of his favorite lays to have all kinds of fun and games with him would lie.

What percentage of condoms fail again?  And oral barriers?  Please.