Havin' a great morning

[Monkeyleg]

Things are just peachy this morning in MonkeylegLand. The movers are coming tomorrow to move my ex-wife's stuff back to MKE. She wants me to help her disassemble some large furniture, too. Why?

Last night I broke off a piece of a molar, and it's cutting my tongue.

I'm sick as a dog with some kind of cold or flu.

I just found out that the security certificate for my online store expired three days ago (the hosting company is supposed to notify, but didn't), so potential customers for the past three days have been seeing warnings that the checkout is not secure. The hosting company won't be able to get a current certificate up for 48 hours, so that will be five days that customers will be getting the non-secure warning. I don't think I'll do any sales.

I couldn't figure out a discrepancy between my checking account statement and my Discover card balance, and found out that I have $3700 less than I thought I did.

My distributor had some EOTech sights come in, so I can tell customers on backorder that I can ship their orders if they want. My problem is that EOTech raised prices, and my price wasn't locked in before the raise. I can't raise prices on people who've already ordered,  so I have to eat the difference.

The other night one of my ex-wifes's $5 rummage sale floor lamps fell over onto my still-new-to-me pool table, putting scratches and dents into a section of the cherry wood rail. I can't find a furniture restoration shop willing to take on the job of repairing the damage, and the manufacturer wants $400 for a new 3.5' section of rail.

I have to run some errands, but right now I'm afraid to go outside.

[AZRedhawk44]

Things are just peachy this morning in MonkeylegLand. The movers are coming tomorrow to move my ex-wife's stuff back to MKE. She wants me to help her disassemble some large furniture, too. Why?

Last night I broke off a piece of a molar, and it's cutting my tongue.

I'm sick as a dog with some kind of cold or flu.

I just found out that the security certificate for my online store expired three days ago (the hosting company is supposed to notify, but didn't), so potential customers for the past three days have been seeing warnings that the checkout is not secure. The hosting company won't be able to get a current certificate up for 48 hours, so that will be five days that customers will be getting the non-secure warning. I don't think I'll do any sales.

I couldn't figure out a discrepancy between my checking account statement and my Discover card balance, and found out that I have $3700 less than I thought I did.

My distributor had some EOTech sights come in, so I can tell customers on backorder that I can ship their orders if they want. My problem is that EOTech raised prices, and my price wasn't locked in before the raise. I can't raise prices on people who've already ordered,  so I have to eat the difference.

The other night one of my ex-wifes's $5 rummage sale floor lamps fell over onto my still-new-to-me pool table, putting scratches and dents into a section of the cherry wood rail. I can't find a furniture restoration shop willing to take on the job of repairing the damage, and the manufacturer wants $400 for a new 3.5' section of rail.

I have to run some errands, but right now I'm afraid to go outside.

That sucks.

Take a pic of the pool table damage and send it to me.  Depending on what it looks like, maybe I can fix it.  You can ship me the section of rail and I'll fix it and send it back.  I've done things like that for my parents with a cherry and oak coffee table in the past.  Never done a pool table, but willing to try. 

[Neemi]

Ouch. I'm sorry you're having such a rotten day. I thought I'd been having a bad day with kids pooping in the tub, spilling milk on the rug, and refusing to nap, but I'm feeling much better about my day.

I hope yours gets better.

[Scout26]

Yep, I thought mine was crap when the judge agreed to let the STBX Mrs. Scout kick the can down the road again.   

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[Doggy Daddy]

I'm sorry you all are having not-great days. 






If it makes you feel any better, my day has been real good so far.   

[Monkeyleg]

*expletive deleted*ck you, Doggy Daddy. :D

[RoadKingLarry]

I had to go into the hog pen and do a little maintenance. My bacon on the hoof tasted me.

[ArfinGreebly]

I had to go into the hog pen and do a little maintenance. My bacon on the hoof tasted me.

Wait . . . you live in Soviet Russia?

[Gewehr98]

You try to do maintenance on me, I'll bite you, too.   

[RoadKingLarry]

The darn pigs had dragged their feed trough to the far side of the pen. I needed to drag it back to the front of the pen where I can reach it to feed them. that and I needed adding straw to the shelter for their bedding.
There I was being nice to them and both of them just had to bite me on the leg.
Paybacks are a bitch

[Regolith]

Paybacks are a bitch sow.

FTFY. 

[Monkeyleg]

The hosting company's tech support folks say I need to talk to the tech support folks at the SSL company. The tech support guy at the SSL company says I need to talk to the hosting company tech.

Meanwhile, ex-wife is close to finishing half a gallon of wine.

My tongue is getting cut every time I talk, eat or just move it.

This is going to be a long weekend.

[Boomhauer]

Hey at least you aren't taking a dirt nap. Everything else is small stuff...

[makattak]

The hosting company's tech support folks say I need to talk to the tech support folks at the SSL company. The tech support guy at the SSL company says I need to talk to the hosting company tech.

Meanwhile, ex-wife is close to finishing half a gallon of wine.

My tongue is getting cut every time I talk, eat or just move it.

This is going to be a long weekend.

Does your ex know any witches or maybe a voodoo priest?

[Cliffh]

And I thought a 5 1/2 hour shopping trip at Wal Mart was bad.....

Thanks for putting it in perspective :)

[Azrael256]

And I thought a 5 1/2 hour shopping trip at Wal Mart was bad.....

Thanks for putting it in perspective :)

I got a bottle of lortab out of my last broken tooth.  I don't remember them giving that out at walmart.  I'm not sure which is more painful.

[Doggy Daddy]

And I thought a 5 1/2 hour shopping trip at Wal Mart was bad.....

Thanks for putting it in perspective :)

Shouldn't go to Walmart on the first of the month!   

[grampster]

It's only 60 degrees here in Key West, cloudy, windy and gloomy.  Woe is me.

[Monkeyleg]

The United Van Lines truck is outside, and there's guys in the house hauling stuff out. This is surreal.

[Doggy Daddy]

That has GOT to be a strange scene.

[RocketMan]

The United Van Lines truck is outside, and there's guys in the house hauling stuff out. This is surreal.

Surreal, but gratifying in some way surely?  Or at least a relief.

[Fjolnirsson]

The United Van Lines truck is outside, and there's guys in the house hauling stuff out. This is surreal.

The finish line is in sight....

[Scout26]

The United Van Lines truck is outside, and there's guys in the house hauling stuff out. This is surreal.

Go someplace else.  Get out until she and her stuff is gone.

[Cliffh]

The United Van Lines truck is outside, and there's guys in the house hauling stuff out. This is surreal.

Condolences and congratulations.  You can now get on with the better part of your life.

Take care

[Hutch]

Wow.  Wish there was anything I could do that might ease your burden, but alas, I fear there is not.  At least you're still on the right side of the grass, as has been pointed out.