Author Topic: STOP WITH THE PUMPKIN SPICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 1170 times)

Ben · « **on:** August 31, 2021, 03:38:21 PM »

STOP WITH THE PUMPKIN SPICE!!!! NOBODY LIKES THE #&^%%*(^*& $%#^@ **)^% PUMPKIN SPICE!!!!!!!!!!

GODDAMMIT! For those who shop at Costco, you know in the bakery they have those mix and match muffins. Maple, blueberry, and I forget what else. I haven't bought any in forever, but today thought, why not? I grabbed the maple and the blueberry. I just now bit into the maple. NOT MAPLE!!! It's "pumpkin spice maple". Goddammit - now I have to toss the whole container.

Stop with the pumpkin spice! Nobody likes the pumpkin spice! We are sick to death of the pumpkin spice!!!

WLJ · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2021, 03:48:11 PM »

We could drop it on the Taliban

MechAg94 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2021, 03:54:04 PM »

Quote from: WLJ on August 31, 2021, 03:48:11 PM

We could drop it on the Taliban

There is probably a treaty preventing that.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2021, 03:58:59 PM »

Quote from: MechAg94 on August 31, 2021, 03:54:04 PM

There is probably a treaty preventing that.

Geneva. Falls under the chemical warfare section of war crimes.

Ron · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2021, 04:05:16 PM »

For you re-loaders Hodgdon has a seasonal powder line that smells like pumpkin spice when it burns.

You can share the seasonal love with everyone at the range!

Angel Eyes · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2021, 04:06:23 PM »

(for AmbulanceDriver:)

WLJ · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2021, 04:18:39 PM »

Quote from: MechAg94 on August 31, 2021, 03:54:04 PM

There is probably a treaty preventing that.

So it's okay to put it in our food? Screw treaties, pumpkin spice bombs away.

Jim147 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2021, 06:51:15 PM »

I had 15 minutes to kill this afternoon so stopped by Walmart to laugh at the ammo shelf. $9.60 for 50 rounds of Winchester .22lr.

Got some duck jerky treats for the dog and at the end of the liquor isle was a stack of pumpkin spice beer. Really? WTF. Glad I don't drink beer anymore.

bedlamite · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2021, 07:01:16 PM »

WLJ · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2021, 07:22:10 PM »

Pumpkin Spice COVID vaccine

Angel Eyes · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2021, 07:57:26 PM »

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2021, 08:27:07 PM »

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2021, 11:04:14 PM »

I'm sorry, Ben, but there are obviously many millions of people who actually do like the PS. Sad but true.

Jim147 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2021, 11:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Perd Hapley on August 31, 2021, 11:04:14 PM

I'm sorry, Ben, but there are obviously many millions of people who actually do like the PS. Sad but true.

I'm going to cast some pumpkin spice.45 and test that theory.

K Frame · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2021, 07:19:27 AM »

"Nobody likes the pumpkin spice!"

Uhm... kind of easy to point out that yeah, a LOT of people like the pumpkin spice...

Unless stores have adoped a new paradigm for sales success... "From now on, we're only going to be selling what people DON'T like and DON'T buy! We'll be rich!"

I'm thinking Ben needs a Snickers... a pumpkin spice snickers...

When I worked on contract at State Department in Washington, the office I was in was between student housing and the campus for George Washington University. Near the student housing was a Starbucks. During the fall all the students would hit Starbucks and get their PS lattes. By the time they got to my building they were largely done with them and would ditch the cups in the trash cans out front.

The area out my building REEKED of pumpkin spice for months.