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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: AZRedhawk44 on February 24, 2020, 02:11:03 PM
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We've been binging "Life Below Zero" recently. Had no idea the show existed and in the last 2 months have gone through 10 seasons.
Part-way through season 10, I said "wouldn't it be awesome if there was a mock reality TV show of vampires roughing it and surviving on the frontier, hunting and foraging?" You'd have that National Geographic narrator guy with his dramatic monotone voice-over, the cringey manufactured drama and the music that amps up right before the big climactic event, and then the vampire patting the human he just sucked dry, saying campy shyt like "thank you for the life you're giving me" and so on.
I'd watch the hell out of that, laughing all the way.
Ever come up with TV shows you wished existed? What would they be like?
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You need another hobby...
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Hog Hunting with werewolves? I guess if it wasn't a werewolf named Earl it wouldn't be the same.
I am not sure the vampire thing would work, but if it involved really hot vampire women, it might work. :rofl: But I'm just a guy so....
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A reality show with Bigfeet (Bigfoots?) following the Bigfoot hunters around the woods laughing at them and playing practical jokes.
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I wouldn't say these were ideas I wished existed, but just crazy stuff that came to mind at least as good as Survival Island - Vampire Edition.
If I think about it, I am sure something with Zombies will come to mind.
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I never made it through a couple episodes of Life Below Zero. Some of the people kind of got on my nerves.
My recent thought for something I would totally watch would be a cross over with The Incredible Dr. Pol and Dr. Matt of Demolition Ranch/Vet Ranch.
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We've been binging "Life Below Zero" recently. Had no idea the show existed and in the last 2 months have gone through 10 seasons.
Part-way through season 10, I said "wouldn't it be awesome if there was a mock reality TV show of vampires roughing it and surviving on the frontier, hunting and foraging?" You'd have that National Geographic narrator guy with his dramatic monotone voice-over, the cringey manufactured drama and the music that amps up right before the big climactic event, and then the vampire patting the human he just sucked dry, saying campy shyt like "thank you for the life you're giving me" and so on.
I'd watch the hell out of that, laughing all the way.
Ever come up with TV shows you wished existed? What would they be like?
I can't say this for certain, but when I was skimming through the shows to watch on Netflix, I think there is a show that a vampire teams up with a woman. I didn't pay much attention to what the plot was though.
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How about a hard hitting, UNBIASED, investigative news show?
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How about a hard hitting, UNBIASED, investigative news show?
:rofl:
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How about a hard hitting, UNBIASED, investigative news show?
Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, Chris Matthews, and Rachel Maddow go deep undercover to investigate government corruption in a totally non-partisan manner . . .
:rofl:
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$1500 dirt track race car
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Poor rural family comes into unexpected wealth, moves to Beverly Hills, and attempts to adapt to the city and a wealthy lifestyle.
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Poor rural family comes into unexpected wealth, moves to Beverly Hills, and attempts to adapt to the city and a wealthy lifestyle.
Sounds like the Kardashians
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$1500 dirt track race car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaoLatUd3B4
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Poor rural family comes into unexpected wealth, moves to Beverly Hills, and attempts to adapt to the city and a wealthy lifestyle.
Poor middle eastern familiy comes into unexpected wealth, moves to Bel Aire, and attempts to adapt to the city and a wealthy lifestyle.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/GAKzeC1XlDfO/ (https://www.bitchute.com/video/GAKzeC1XlDfO/)
Or maybe bring back an ancient sport, chariot racing - with a few updates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=ajNTwOeJe3U&feature=emb_logo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=ajNTwOeJe3U&feature=emb_logo)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaoLatUd3B4
https://youtu.be/mrIUI52OZDg
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Or maybe bring back an ancient sport, chariot racing - with a few updates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=ajNTwOeJe3U&feature=emb_logo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=ajNTwOeJe3U&feature=emb_logo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1avID4bJ3pw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1avID4bJ3pw)
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https://youtu.be/mrIUI52OZDg
That looks challenging. Takes two good drivers.
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A rebel captain and his ragtag crew try to eke out a living under the noses of an overbearing government.
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That looks challenging. Takes two good drivers.
The dirt track a couple towns to the west of me has a chain race every summer, I haven't been able to fit it in my schedule. One of the features is three cars chained together.
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Seven people marooned on a deserted island who are constantly trying to escape and almost succeed except for the ongoing incompetence of one of them.
Find out how long it takes for the other six to decide to just kill him so he no longer frustrates their plans.
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A rebel captain and his ragtag crew try to eke out a living under the noses of an overbearing government.
That will never work.
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Seven people marooned on a deserted island who are constantly trying to escape and almost succeed except for the ongoing incompetence of one of them.
Find out how long it takes for the other six to decide to just kill him so he no longer frustrates their plans.
Those poor people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQppUxTpdzU
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How fast a pig herd can eat something.
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How fast a pig herd can eat something.
You want to send the cast of the View to a buffet?
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You want to send the cast of the View to a buffet?
or feed the cast of the View to a herd of pigs
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or feed the cast of the View to a herd of pigs
Didn't they just make cruelty to animals a federal felony?
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Didn't they just make cruelty to animals a federal felony?
A little Pepto-Bismol and the pigs will right as rain.
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I could go for a show showing Antifa and other protestors getting "immediate feedback" from the normal Joes they inconvenience.
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That will never work.
It might, if the network markets it properly and doesn't muck around with the scheduling or episode order.
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Socrates teaching.
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Socrates teaching.
That would piss everyone off
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That would piss everyone off
Perfect for cable news, then.
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Perfect for cable news, then.
:rofl: