R.I.P. Scout26
Eighteen colonoscopes stolen. Who knew there was a market? Solving this case will require a deep investigation.https://www.foxnews.com/us/theft-of-18-colonoscopes-under-probe-police-say
Article starts and ends with puns. Amazing work by the journalist.
"Butt Holmes, how could you have possibly known where the colonoscope was hidden?""Alimentary, my Dear Watson!"
It looks like an inside job. Are they habit forming? What's the street value?
I just called my biomed electronics guy and asked him: depending on the specific model and the options, the typical scope used in the US goes for close to $ 50,000 each. You can also get 'budget' models in the low $20 thousands.
"But Holmes, how could you have possibly known where the colonoscope was hidden?""Alimentary, my Dear Watson!"
Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.
Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.
Make a great bore scope or for use by a mechanic!
I'm waiting for someone to come up with a good semicolonoscope joke.Me? I don't have a clue.