R.I.P. Scout26
Nathan Kuhl @KuhlNathanReplying to @MattWelchHey me too!251:15 PM - Jun 11, 2019
If Joe Biden is elected, he promises to cure cancer.
Nobody picked this one.https://youtu.be/XQmBXEZEYtg
By the laying on of the hands?
https://www.stereogum.com/2047219/democrat-candidate-walkout-songs-2020/news/These Are All The 2020 Democrat Candidates’ Current Walkout Songshttps://twitter.com/LissandraVilla/status/1138120366268780544/photo/1Nobody picked this one.https://youtu.be/XQmBXEZEYtg
Seen on the Internetz: Biden's campaign song is Aqualung.
It appears that instead of having a kids table for the lower polling candidates, the dems are gonna stick almost everyone on stage for the first debate for inclusion and all. I actually want to tune in to watch this circus for the laughs. Either it's gonna be like 6 hours long to accommodate every candidate being able to answer questions, or they're going to have 15 second response times, and none of these jokers is going to want to stop talking.https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/06/13/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-clown-car-dnc-announces-20-qualifying-candidates-for-first-debates/
Little girl: "What are you doing??"Biden: "I'm curing your cancer."Little girl: "I don't have cancer!"Biden: "See? It worked. Come here little girl and let me smell your hair and give you a nice squeeze. I have some candy for you."
https://youtu.be/Eh5Ro0tUsZMBernie On Paying For Socialism: “People In This Country Would Be Delighted To Pay More In Taxes”Sounds like a winning campaign message to me.
For the record, Cory Booker does *not* owe Joe Biden an apology for pointing out that waxing nostalgic about working with segregationists is insensitive. “He knows better?” Really? What is “better?” To stay quiet about it? https://t.co/RvFzqAXPI5 — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 20, 2019
AOC: Booker Doesn’t Owe Apology for Calling Out Biden ‘Waxing Nostalgic’ About Segregationistshttps://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/06/20/aoc-booker-doesnt-owe-apology-calling-out-biden-waxing-nostalgic-about-segregationists/
Yeah, well, Booker DOES owe an apology for this:https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2019/06/20/hey-at-least-shes-honest-kirsten-gillibrands-favorite-comfort-food-almost-makes-us-like-her-almost-spartacus-is-the-worst/
Gillibrand: Whiskey
Yeah, I'll just leave this here without comment:https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2019/06/21/rofl-delete-these-eric-swalwells-plans-to-end-gun-violence-prove-he-knows-absolutely-nothing-about-guns/Well, one comment on his general platform: What moron bases pretty much 95% of his presidential platform on gun control? I wouldn't expect even Wayne Lapierre to base a presidential run on only gun rights.