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Title: BLAP!!
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on February 16, 2007, 08:36:49 AM
I just wanted to create a thread titled "BLAP!" and see if it would go anywhere.
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Post by: Ezekiel on February 16, 2007, 08:40:13 AM
Answer: the sound Adam West made when taking out henchmen.
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Post by: grampster on February 16, 2007, 08:51:13 AM
The sound elderly women make from a lower region in conjunction with a cough.
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Post by: charby on February 16, 2007, 08:53:54 AM
The sound a turd makes when it hits the floor because the baby isn't wearing a diaper to contain it.
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Post by: robear on February 16, 2007, 09:16:35 AM
I would consider that "going somewhere"!!   grin
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Post by: Manedwolf on February 16, 2007, 09:18:18 AM
In sports:

The sound a racquetball makes when it impacts the face or leg of your opponent.

The sound of a fouled basketball player hitting a linoleum or cement floor, as opposed to a wood floor "squeech".

Otherwise:

The sound a bottle rocket stuffed in a Twinkie makes when it explodes.
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Post by: Brad Johnson on February 16, 2007, 09:40:15 AM
Bowling
Llamas
Are
Peculiar

Brad
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Post by: Ned Hamford on February 16, 2007, 10:37:18 AM
Bobby
Likes
Apple
Pie
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Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on February 16, 2007, 11:09:41 AM
The sound elderly women make from a lower region in conjunction with a cough.
The sound a turd makes when it hits the floor because the baby isn't wearing a diaper to contain it.
There's something wrong with you two...
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Post by: El Tejon on February 16, 2007, 11:10:44 AM
Sound that the bullet makes when it passes through the deer. cool
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Post by: Brad Johnson on February 16, 2007, 11:33:36 AM

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Sound that the bullet makes when it passes through the deer.

I thought that was "THUP!" ?

Brad
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Post by: crt360 on February 16, 2007, 11:42:59 AM
.40 S&W

potato in microwave
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Post by: grislyatoms on February 16, 2007, 12:25:49 PM
Sound of the hammer hitting my thumb every time I try to do carpentry/woodwork. Actually, it's more of a "whib". Here's some hammer/Grislyatoms dialogue:

Hammer: "Blap!Blap!Blap!Blap!Whib!"
Grislyatoms:  "Aww Classitsonofafrickinpigbleepin...."   
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Post by: Brad Johnson on February 16, 2007, 01:09:28 PM
Something I've been wanting to try ... this thread seems like the perfect place.




Cool, it works!

Brad
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Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on February 16, 2007, 02:35:38 PM
What on earth is that... thing... floating across the page??
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Post by: BakerMikeRomeo on February 16, 2007, 03:04:33 PM
I don't know what that purple and pink thing is, but it scares the _hell_ out of me.

~GnSx
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Post by: jamz on February 16, 2007, 03:07:04 PM
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Post by: glockfan.45 on February 16, 2007, 04:18:11 PM
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I don't know what that purple and pink thing is, but it scares the _hell_ out of me.

Ditto.
 BLAP = the sound a certian part of Hillarys anatomy makes when it hits the floor after she unzips her fly.
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Post by: charby on February 16, 2007, 08:20:26 PM
jamz

As a former slave of a feline, I can appricate that photo. Cats as just so fun to scare or F with.

I love my Choco Lab, but she sure doesn't react like a cat when I flip on the vacuum sweeper.

-C
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Post by: crashresidue on February 16, 2007, 10:46:35 PM
jamz,
  That photo struck a funny-bone with me and I laughed for at least 10 minutes - thanks, pard!!

cr
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Post by: grislyatoms on February 17, 2007, 08:27:13 AM
Vacuum cleaners from a dog or cat's perspective:

"You stretch their tail out until it's about 20 feet long, jam their tail into a hole in the wall and they go screaming around the house".

That'd scare me too, if I were a cat or dog. laugh
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Post by: mustanger98 on February 17, 2007, 12:47:42 PM
jamz

As a former slave of a feline, I can appricate that photo. Cats as just so fun to scare or F with.

I love my Choco Lab, but she sure doesn't react like a cat when I flip on the vacuum sweeper.

-C

Tell ya'll what's funny... get the cat to chasing a laser pointer. Then, run the dot up a chair and onto the wall and the cat's chasing it... runs up the chair and goes flying and smacks into the wall...