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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #400 on: January 19, 2024, 05:38:43 PM »
Life Hack: Save Money On Home Improvements By Not Doing Them
https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-save-money-on-home-improvements-by-not-doing-them
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #401 on: January 19, 2024, 07:58:06 PM »
Satire that's not satire

'I Just Don't Know Where We Went Wrong,' Contemplates Sports Illustrated Executive In Front Of Framed Covers Of Obese, Trans Swimsuit Models
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-dont-know-where-we-went-wrong-contemplates-sports-illustrated-ceo-in-front-of-framed-obese-swimsuit-issue
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #402 on: January 20, 2024, 08:08:25 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #403 on: January 23, 2024, 03:36:22 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #404 on: January 23, 2024, 03:43:23 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on January 23, 2024, 03:36:22 PM
Oakland In-N-Out Relocating To Safer Location In Gaza
https://babylonbee.com/news/oakland-in-n-out-relocating-to-safer-location-in-gaza

As a former Californian, I can't think of anything more indicative of failing CA big cities than a freakin' In-N-Out of all places, shutting down. Anyone living or from there knows what I mean.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #405 on: January 23, 2024, 04:06:11 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #406 on: January 24, 2024, 09:25:54 AM »
Cartels Switch From Smuggling Meth To More Lucrative Stanley Tumblers
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #407 on: January 24, 2024, 03:02:27 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #408 on: January 24, 2024, 03:03:09 PM »
Not The Bee now has a commentary section:

https://notthebee.com/takes
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #409 on: January 24, 2024, 04:30:26 PM »
NYC-bound flight canceled when passenger notices missing bolts on plane wing
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/01/23/virgin-atlantic-flight-missing-bolts-n2392060

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Sorry, this should go in the other thread.  It isn't fake.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #410 on: January 25, 2024, 08:01:24 AM »
Hours After Hillary Condemns 'Barbie' Snub, Oscar Statue Found Dead In Apparent Suicide
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #411 on: January 25, 2024, 08:02:54 AM »
'Well, Crap,' Thinks Newborn Baby Placed On Gay Man's Boobless Chest
https://babylonbee.com/news/well-crap-thinks-newborn-baby-whos-placed-on-gay-mans-boobless-chest
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #412 on: January 25, 2024, 06:41:57 PM »
Laid-Off LA Times Reporter Sits On Street Corner With Sign Reading 'Will Call You Racist For Food'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #413 on: January 25, 2024, 06:42:33 PM »
Airlines Offering $100 Upgrade Where You're Guaranteed An Old Male Pilot Named Steve
https://babylonbee.com/news/airlines-offering-100-upgrade-where-youre-guaranteed-an-old-male-pilot-named-steve
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #414 on: January 25, 2024, 07:14:15 PM »
Those last 2 are just perfect.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #415 on: January 25, 2024, 07:18:17 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on January 24, 2024, 04:30:26 PM
NYC-bound flight canceled when passenger notices missing bolts on plane wing
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/01/23/virgin-atlantic-flight-missing-bolts-n2392060

 :O

Sorry, this should go in the other thread.  It isn't fake.

Neither are the Babylon Bee's after a week or week at the rate the left is moving.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #416 on: January 25, 2024, 08:48:17 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #417 on: January 26, 2024, 06:17:48 PM »
New York City Hall Replaces Thomas Jefferson Statue With Golden Statue Of Lizzo
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-city-hall-replaces-thomas-jefferson-statue-with-statue-of-lizzo
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #418 on: January 26, 2024, 06:18:30 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #419 on: January 28, 2024, 09:02:28 AM »
The Babylon Bess writers are going to milk this Texas thing

Texas Politely Declines Dallas Cowboys' Offer To Send Offensive Line To Guard Border
https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-politely-declines-dallas-cowboys-offer-to-send-offensive-line-to-guard-border

Court Orders Texas Razor Wire Moved To Ukraine Border
https://babylonbee.com/news/court-orders-texas-razor-wire-moved-to-ukraine-border

Texan Has Been Waiting For This Moment His Whole Life
https://babylonbee.com/news/texan-has-been-waiting-for-this-moment-his-whole-life
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #420 on: January 29, 2024, 07:43:44 AM »
Like the old bus full of lawyers going off a cliff joke

Tragic Report Reveals Thousands of Journalists Still Have Not Been Laid Off
https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-report-reveals-thousands-of-journalists-still-have-not-been-laid-off
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #421 on: January 29, 2024, 06:56:46 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on January 23, 2024, 04:06:11 PM
They I think could made the grammar worst.
Their trying two be subtle by using homonyms.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #422 on: January 30, 2024, 01:55:07 PM »
To Protect Against Protesters, Louvre Equips Mona Lisa With Laser Eyes
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protect-against-climate-protestors-louvre-adds-laser-eyes-to-mona-lisa

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"There will be collateral damage," representatives of the Louvre said in a statement announcing the heightened security. "But that's a risk we're willing to take."

At publishing time, security had also been forced to retrofit the marble statue Venus de Milo with bionic arms and a machine gun.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #423 on: January 31, 2024, 07:05:00 AM »
Stop giving them ideas!
I'm starting to think dems go to the Babylon Bee site for ideas

California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage
https://babylonbee.com/news/california-becomes-first-state-to-ban-heterosexual-marriage



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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #424 on: January 31, 2024, 08:12:50 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on January 31, 2024, 07:05:00 AM
Stop giving them ideas!
I'm starting to think dems go to the Babylon Bee site for ideas

California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage
https://babylonbee.com/news/california-becomes-first-state-to-ban-heterosexual-marriage

At this rate, it could happen. It's almost like we're going through the time dilation in Joe Haldeman's The Forever War, especially since in the book it was 2024 when they returned from their first mission and found the government had effected mandatory homosexuality.
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