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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #425 on: February 01, 2024, 08:33:55 AM »
The Babylon Bee Guide To Which Statues You Can And Can't Tear Down
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #426 on: February 01, 2024, 08:34:31 AM »
Biden Names Elmo New Press Secretary
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At publishing time, Elmo had reportedly been arrested by Capitol Police for the assault and battery of Peter Doocy.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #427 on: February 02, 2024, 09:21:12 AM »
Biden: 'Black History Is Just As Important As Normal People History'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #428 on: February 02, 2024, 05:15:29 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #429 on: February 02, 2024, 05:16:18 PM »
FBI Investigating Extremist For Not Clicking On 'Black Voices' Section Of Prime Video
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #430 on: February 02, 2024, 05:17:12 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #431 on: February 02, 2024, 05:46:58 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on February 02, 2024, 05:16:18 PM
FBI Investigating Extremist For Not Clicking On 'Black Voices' Section Of Prime Video
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-investigating-extremist-for-not-clicking-on-black-voices-amazon-prime-thumbnail

I'll be next on their list. One of the better things Amazon has done is create these " 'X' voices" sections, which really streamlines things for me in cutting down how many individual crap movies I have to scroll through while looking for something decent to watch.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #432 on: February 02, 2024, 09:08:26 PM »
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I'll be next on their list. One of the better things Amazon has done is create these " 'X' voices" sections, which really streamlines things for me in cutting down how many individual crap movies I have to scroll through while looking for something decent to watch.

I thought it was their way of saying, "Minorities can't compete on merit, so we'll shame you into watching their stuff."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #433 on: February 02, 2024, 10:10:38 PM »
I want a Biden bombs Jim Jordan in response to Syria drone attack headline.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #434 on: February 03, 2024, 11:10:21 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #435 on: February 03, 2024, 01:19:14 PM »
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Elevation Church Unveils Stanley Tumbler Baptismal
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Local Church Holds Class To Explain That Baptistry Is A Noun And Baptismal Is An Adjective
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #436 on: February 04, 2024, 04:59:31 PM »
In Lieu of Spending $3500 On Apple Vision Pro, Man Just Puts Sign On His Face That Says 'I Am A Complete Tool'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #437 on: February 04, 2024, 05:00:04 PM »
Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #438 on: February 06, 2024, 10:42:31 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #439 on: February 06, 2024, 06:49:47 PM »
New Besties Tucker And Putin Seen Riding Bear Through Moscow While Chugging Vodka
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #440 on: February 06, 2024, 06:50:19 PM »
Trump Promises If Elected He Will Legalize Punching Vision Pro Wearers In The Face
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #441 on: February 06, 2024, 06:52:01 PM »
All gold  :rofl:

Is Your Date Transgender? 10 Signs To Look For
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #442 on: February 06, 2024, 07:55:34 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #443 on: February 07, 2024, 01:45:16 PM »
Trump Endorses Bud Light, Names Dylan Mulvaney As Running Mate
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #444 on: February 07, 2024, 06:10:50 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #445 on: February 08, 2024, 03:32:57 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #446 on: February 08, 2024, 03:33:31 PM »
Chinese Restaurant Loses Business License For Failing To Display One Of Those Weird Lucky Waving Cat Statues
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #447 on: February 10, 2024, 07:26:05 PM »
Biden Recounts Time He Parted The Red Sea To Escape Slavery In Mexico
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #448 on: February 10, 2024, 07:52:40 PM »
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Public School: Pros And Cons
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Wait -- I thought the Bee was supposed to be publishing satire.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #449 on: February 12, 2024, 11:27:14 AM »
San Franciscans Continue Crapping In The Street In Honor Of 49ers Crapping The Bed
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