Greens Saving the Planet: A Translation

[roo_ster]

Yep, that pretty much gets the meaning down.

...when someone says he's a Green and wants to "save the planet", that translates to me as:

   

I am a puritanical killjoy with no concept of the scientific method and a burning desire to decimate my fellow-men so that the ugliest remnants of humanity can live the short, miserable, disease-ridden, brutal lives of medieval peasants in a spirit of smug self-satisfaction born of the sense that we have condemned billions of tediously aspirational humans to poverty or death

[The Rabbi]

Wow.  That sums it up perfectly.  I might have put in something about self-righteousness but you hit all the bases.

[Perd Hapley]

Just to clarify, I don't think jfru was the author.  Were you?

Good stuff.

[brimic]

Greens= watermelons
A thin veneer of green on the outside and red to the core.

[roo_ster]

No, it is not mine.  Mash the link.