R.I.P. Scout26
"Ron was just acting silly, you know?" Goff continued. "I guess he said he could kiss the devil and get away with it, but evidently he didn't."
I'm going to combine quite a few sayings here, but:Some people are only alive because there are no more apex predators in their immediate locality.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/07/03/mexico-crocodile-bites-off-american-tourists-arm-report-says.htmlLooks like I was wrong. Let me fix that quote:Some people are only alive because there are no apex predators in their immediate locality they have access to modern medicine. That one doesn't quite have the same panache, though. (And covers far more than just stupid people.)
Jeeze, and I worked for almost a week on that joke.I guess I won't use it for the ten o'clock show.
I guess they had to destroy the snake because it didn't have a rabies tag. Yeah, that's right. Its collar probably slipped off somewhere.<adjusts necktie>I don't get no respect.
This is APS, not the kiddie soccer league. We keep score and there are no participation awards.
https://youtu.be/FVQB9N__pdc