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Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« on: September 24, 2013, 01:06:59 PM »
Too funny.

http://armsandthelaw.com/archives/2013/09/a_white_house_l.php

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Re: Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2013, 01:13:13 PM »
HAHAHAHA
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Re: Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2013, 02:58:30 PM »
The tears.... I can't see through the tears.....



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Re: Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2013, 03:09:14 PM »
For those that don't want to click on the link.


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Re: Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2013, 03:36:45 PM »
 Brilliant.

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Re: Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2013, 03:59:55 PM »
Rats!  I saw that somewhere and there was a reply letter from the NRA that was equally funny.  Can't remember where I saw it.
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Re: Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2013, 04:00:47 PM »
Rats!  I saw that somewhere and there was a reply letter from the NRA that was equally funny.  Can't remember where I saw it.

Well you are earning your screen name today.   :lol:  =D
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Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.

Bacon and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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Bad decisions make good stories.

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Re: Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2013, 05:45:56 PM »
Hah!  I always....what was it we were talking about?
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Re: Gasp! Need air! Cannot catch my breath!
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2013, 07:38:45 AM »
My son just came in the office to find out why I was laughing to hard it woke him up.  :rofl:
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