Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?

[lupinus]

I'll make a deal. They can wipe peanuts off the earth, so long as they take these damned pine trees with them.

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[griz]

I'll make a deal. They can wipe peanuts off the earth, so long as they take these damned pine trees with them.

I am allergic to an absence of pine trees.  You Monster!

[MechAg94]

I'll make a deal. They can wipe peanuts off the earth, so long as they take these damned pine trees with them.

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Don't take away my Peanut Butter.  Saltine crackers and peanut butter is damn near a staple food.  

I remember eating peanut butter out of old ration cans my Dad had.  He was still in the reserves when I was a kid.

[HankB]

Also the "mainstreaming" of children with learning and/or behavioral issues. When a teacher's attention is basically on the one child that disrupts the class for everyone, EVERY child suffers.

"But, it's not FAIR to separate the other child! They will feel disconnected and ostracized!"

There's another problem here - put a problem child with hehavioral issues into a mainstream class, and the OTHER young children will become VERY angry and resentful when the problem child gets away with things that THEY get punished for. This will cause all kinds of major problems in short order.

[Perd Hapley]

Don't take away my Peanut Butter.  Saltine crackers and peanut butter is damn near a staple food.  

[MillCreek]

A recommended sweet snack: ritz cracker, spread with peanut butter, put a whole marshmallow on top and run under the broiler until the marshmallow is toasted to your liking.  Eat.

[just Warren]

This is such an important issue I'm motivated to start a foundation to protect our Nation's most precious resource, our children, from the pernicious scourge of these items. It's long past time vigorously pummel these alleged "foods" into submission and out of our society! And like with the saintly gun-control movement that is finally listening to the voices of our youths we will enlist children to be on the front-lines of this most-important issue.

To that end my foundation - Bustin' Nuts with Kids-  will seek to end nut-hegemony first in the USA and then everywhere else.

Please donate today!

[RoadKingLarry]

There's another problem here - put a problem child with hehavioral issues into a mainstream class, and the OTHER young children will become VERY angry and resentful when the problem child gets away with things that THEY get punished for. This will cause all kinds of major problems in short order.

That's a feature, not a bug.

[seeker_two]

I'm allergic to pollen and spores. They cause me great discomfort and violate my safe space. I demand that all plant life be eliminated and replaced by hypoallergenic decor.


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[MechAg94]

I'm allergic to pollen and spores. They cause me great discomfort and violate my safe space. I demand that all plant life be eliminated and replaced by hypoallergenic decor.


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Did I read that in the Out of the Silent Planet series?  Maybe not, but it sounds familiar. 

[Perd Hapley]

Did I read that in the Out of the Silent Planet series?  Maybe not, but it sounds familiar. 

Yup, it's in there.

[230RN]

Don't take away my Peanut Butter.  Saltine crackers and peanut butter is damn near a staple food.  

I remember eating peanut butter out of old ration cans my Dad had.  He was still in the reserves when I was a kid.

"Peany bucker" spread in the trough of a crisp celery stick with a little salt is a delicious snack.

Terry, and yeah, I still say "libererry," too, because it used to P.O. my mother.   Oh, and Febue-erry.  Spaghetti I'm OK on.

,230RN

[RocketMan]

"Peany bucker" spread in the trough of a crisp celery stick with a little salt is a delicious snack.

They used to serve these at lunch when I was in grade school.  Killed thousands of kids I'm sure.  Maybe that's why I love PB in celery to this day.
Sometimes I simplify things by using the celery as a spoon to eat the PB directly out of the jar.

[Fly320s]

New plan:

I will replace the G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate we normally spray with peanut butter infused Pax.

[Scout26]

New plan:

I will replace the G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate we normally spray with peanut butter infused Pax.

WIN !!!!


I, personally, am allergic to stupidity...

[French G.]

And the real problem? Hyperactive crazy mothers and the society that applauds them. Feed the kids age appropriate peanut products at six months. Get them around animals. Let them get covered in dirt and eat boogers. Yes there will always be some allergies, but our idea that we can sterilize the world has made it worse.

[Nightfall]

To that end my foundation - Bustin' Nuts with Kids-  will seek to end nut-hegemony first in the USA and then everywhere else.

  

[Scout26]

New plan:

I will replace the G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate we normally spray with peanut butter infused Pax.

and add some Gluten into that mix....

[BlueStarLizzard]

Yeah, put your un-vaccinated brat in a shopping cart with snot dripping down it's face but god forbid exposure to peanut butter. 

This is like the retards that got all snotty about people doing horse and dog laundry at the laundry mat "because people wash their baby clothes here and it's unhygienic"
It's a *expletive deleted*ing laundry mat. Trust me, the people laundry is probably twice as unhygienic as the animal laundry, with the baby clothes being the top offender for grossness going into those machines.

[lupinus]

Yeah, put your un-vaccinated brat in a shopping cart with snot dripping down it's face but god forbid exposure to peanut butter. 

This is like the retards that got all snotty about people doing horse and dog laundry at the laundry mat "because people wash their baby clothes here and it's unhygienic"
It's a *expletive deleted*ing laundry mat. Trust me, the people laundry is probably twice as unhygienic as the animal laundry, with the baby clothes being the top offender for grossness going into those machines.

Hell, plenty of people bring cloths to the laundromat for the specific reason they're so nasty they don't want to put them in their own washer

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[grislyatoms]

Kids need to be exposed to potential (minor) pathogens.
Grandma would give me a spoon and a bucket and allow me to get so muddy I looked like a troll. Let 'em play in the mud. Let 'em drink from garden hoses. We've become "so clean" our children's immune systems run amok when exposed to anything. Let them play in the mud; they'll be happy as hell and have strong immune systems. Let them get bumps and bruises.

[BlueStarLizzard]

Hell, plenty of people bring cloths to the laundromat for the specific reason they're so nasty they don't want to put them in their own washer

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Yeah, well, if they want to ban stuff from the machines for the sake of public health they should go after the people who use really heavily perfumed detergents and such.
I don't have much an issue with those things (I can't use fabric softener, but that's just a mild rash) but I know people who do and I can tell you, I've opened machines to put stuff in them and almost been knocked out by the detergent used on the last load. I actually stopped using unscented detergent and started using one with a milder scent that I like just to avoid having my clothes with random scents from other peoples detergent.

[230RN]

About six months ago.  Commuting by airplane to the oil fields in Alaska:

http://www.akbizmag.com/Alaska-Business-Monthly/October-2017/Commuting-to-the-North-Slope/

On board the planes, the flight attendants—who are Conoco­Phillips’ employees—deliver safety briefings and serve passengers peanuts during the flight. “Besides there not being a cocktail, it’s very much like a commercial airline,” says Kevin Robbins, ConocoPhillips’ Aviation Alaska manager.

Heh.


A Boeing 737-700 owned by Shared Services Aviation is seen at Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport. Shared Services is a co-venture of ConocoPhillips and BP. Its three jets and two propeller aircraft are 50 percent owned by each company, but ConocoPhillips operates the service.

Image and caption by ConocoPhillips

Terry, 230RN

[RocketMan]

^^^ So the plane crashed and all aboard were killed because peanuts?  Or everyone aboard died, then the plane crashed because peanuts?  The article didn't explain that part very well.

[Perd Hapley]

Do airlines not serve peanuts?

I don't think I've flown since 1 Jan, 2000.