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Any "Woke" Men Here?
« on: March 08, 2017, 03:17:07 PM »
Just wondering which of you is in the picture participating in "Day without a woman"...  =D

http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2017/03/08/perfection-vogue-mags-lesson-for-woke-men-on-daywithoutawoman-is-mock-tastic/
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2017, 04:01:25 PM »
I was awoke this morning after the coffee kicked in.
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2017, 04:29:26 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on March 08, 2017, 04:01:25 PM
I was awoke this morning after the coffee kicked in.


But how did you have coffee without a woman to make it for you?

Personally, I man-splained to my woman that she was not allowed to take the day off, and if she did, she'd get a more severe beating than usual. Gotta keep 'em in line, I say.
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2017, 04:32:39 PM »
Housekeeper doesn't show until tomorrow, so I'll be without a woman until noon tomorrow.

So should I have refused to do the taxes of any woman that came in today ??   Was I supposed to tell them that they "are empowered to do it your damn selves"?  

Inquiring minds want to know what the PC answer is ??
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2017, 04:34:32 PM »
Does getting a hamburger combo from a woman at lunch count as being served a sandwich? 
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2017, 04:42:55 PM »
Quote from: fistful on March 08, 2017, 04:29:26 PM
But how did you have coffee without a woman to make it for you?

I did have a woman make it for me.  In California even.  And a croissant.
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2017, 04:47:30 PM »
Or boyfriend
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2017, 06:05:55 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on March 08, 2017, 04:47:30 PM
Or boyfriend

I have neither a husband or boyfriend.  Whatever shall I do?
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2017, 06:10:46 PM »
My wife died on January 30, 2014. My home has been without its woman for three years, thirty-six days, and six hours.

What's another day more or less?
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2017, 07:23:48 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on March 08, 2017, 06:10:46 PM
My wife died on January 30, 2014. My home has been without its woman for three years, thirty-six days, and six hours.

What's another day more or less?

That's the saddest thing I've read on the interwebz in a while.
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2017, 10:36:04 AM »
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2017, 01:42:22 PM »
Quote from: Ben on March 09, 2017, 10:36:04 AM
What Dana Loesch did for "day without a woman"  :laugh:

http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/03/09/dana-loeschs-shirt-wins-international-womens-day/
400 bad request?

Seems like 404 would be more appropriate.
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2017, 02:14:29 PM »
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2017, 02:15:06 PM »
If we white ma...wait, all males decided to take a day off the country would collapse.  Tell them wimminz to get back tending the childrens and into the kitchen where they belong and make me a sammich, dammit.
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2017, 03:13:57 PM »
Quote from: grampster on March 09, 2017, 02:15:06 PM
If we white ma...wait, all males decided to take a day off...


You mean, like the first day of firearm season every year?
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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2017, 09:33:34 PM »
Quote from: fistful on March 08, 2017, 04:29:26 PM

But how did you have coffee without a woman to make it for you?

As a Christian I would've thought you knew the Bible specifies making coffee is the man's job.  There's a whole book dedicated to that.
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2017, 09:57:20 PM »
The book of joe?
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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2017, 10:03:16 PM »
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2017, 09:13:05 PM »
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Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2017, 11:52:33 PM »
Quote from: sumpnz on March 09, 2017, 09:33:34 PM
As a Christian I would've thought you knew the Bible specifies making coffee is the man's job.  There's a whole book dedicated to that.


As a Christian, I heard that joke years ago.

Some people around here clearly haven't been to church in a while, the heathen wastrels.  :P
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