Not much damage to the house. Must have been a Cessna Slow-tation.
Nothing infuriates a citation driver like calling them a twin-cessna.
*expletive deleted*ing flying roadblock, and somehow Dulles always launches a 510 in front of two or three airliners on the same route and doesn't understand why I yell at them for being stupid...
"Citation 123, increase speed to two-five zero."
"Unable, our best speed in the climb is two ten"
"Roger, expect SouthWest to declare MARSA on your right wing..."