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Zombie Attack Barbie
« on: November 30, 2011, 10:53:39 PM »
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 10:57:41 PM »
Why should you let that stop you?
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 11:03:03 PM »
For a moment I thought this was official. I am disappoint.
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 11:11:01 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on November 30, 2011, 10:57:41 PM
Why should you let that stop you?

Well... would need the dream house to go along with it and it just spirals out of control from there.
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 11:12:40 PM »
Quote from: Ned Hamford on November 30, 2011, 11:11:01 PM
Well... would need the dream house to go along with it and it just spirals out of control from there.

Well you could turn it into a fortress, and then buy GI Joe equipment to compliment her needs.  Of course in this situation GI Joe would be a better partner than Ken.
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 11:40:45 PM »
Couldn't Ken be useful as zombie-bait? Just a guess. I don't know much about zombie warfare doctrine.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 11:42:55 PM »
Quote from: fistful on November 30, 2011, 11:40:45 PM
Couldn't Ken be useful as zombie-bait? Just a guess. I don't know much about zombie warfare doctrine.

If you could convince them he wasn't already one of them.
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 10:32:00 AM »
Zombie Attack Barbie with weapons and high explosives = GOOD

Teaching girls to fight while wearing skimpy, pink-cammo swimwear = NOT SO MUCH

.....at least let the girl raid Laura Croft's closet for some appropriate kick-ass wardrobe.....  :facepalm:
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2011, 11:44:41 AM »
My kids love zombies (especially the girl). 
Me: "What do zombies eat?"
Kids: "Brains!"
Wife:  ;/

I'd love to get that for the girl if it were really for sale. 

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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2011, 11:55:20 AM »
I have a limited edition Barbie beset by crows at my desk at work

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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 12:04:24 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on November 30, 2011, 11:12:40 PM
Well you could turn it into a fortress, and then buy GI Joe equipment to compliment her needs.  Of course in this situation GI Joe would be a better partner than Ken.

You could keep Ken, just have him staked out in the free-fire lanes for zombie bait!
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 12:10:12 PM »
Quote from: Phyphor on December 01, 2011, 12:04:24 PM
You could keep Ken, just have him staked out in the free-fire lanes for zombie bait!


That wouldn't work....zombies are hungry for brains.....
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2011, 12:10:46 PM »
Quote from: Phyphor on December 01, 2011, 12:04:24 PM
You could keep Ken, just have him staked out in the free-fire lanes for zombie bait!


See the posts 5 or so above yours.
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2011, 01:21:30 PM »
I'll show that to my son and threaten to get that for him for Christmas....
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2011, 01:22:34 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on December 01, 2011, 01:21:30 PM
I'll show that to my son and threaten to get that for him for Christmas....

Hey he needs a babe for his GI Joe to ravish.
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2011, 01:43:02 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2011, 03:36:27 PM »
i never realized it growing up, but barbie is a hottie!
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2011, 03:45:39 PM »
Quote from: geronimotwo on December 01, 2011, 03:36:27 PM
i never realized it growing up, but barbie is a hottie!

Perv. :laugh:

And you got to realize that if she were life size no woman would be able to measure up.
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2011, 05:37:52 PM »
Quote from: geronimotwo on December 01, 2011, 03:36:27 PM
i never realized it growing up, but barbie is a hottie!

IRL barbie would be hunch backed (the human spine can't support that weight), her waist to hip ratio would cause balance issues, and she'd be cripple (all barbies walk on their toes so you can put high heels on them)

Now, the "new" barbie wouldn't be in as bad of shape as "old" barbie, but preportionatly, she's still not doing so hot.


And personally, I never understoud how they had Docter barbie, Vetrinarian Barbie, Professor, scientist ect Barbie, but never had Starving Grad School Barbie. They have college barbie, but all versions are undergrad sority types.  ???
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2011, 06:26:31 PM »
Or Pole Dancing Barbie or Slut Barbie.
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2011, 06:33:09 PM »
What started out as a fun thread has quickly gone downhill ....
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2011, 06:37:39 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on December 01, 2011, 06:33:09 PM
What started out as a fun thread has quickly gone downhill ....


IDK about that.

Mom used to think my barbie rants in the aisle of toys r us was pretty funny.
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Re: Zombie Attack Barbie
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2011, 06:38:29 PM »
Somewhere around our house there are pics of me playing Barbies with my daughter when she was 3 or 4.
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2011, 10:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on December 01, 2011, 01:43:02 PM


What's that down around Zombie Barbie's ankles?.....  =|
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2011, 10:45:09 PM »
Looks like they cut the bottom part of her dress off.  Or her panties.
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