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Zombie outbreak in California!
« on: January 14, 2012, 11:32:24 AM »
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2012, 01:54:07 PM »
How could they tell that anything was abnormal....being California and all....
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 02:41:09 PM »
Depends on whether they were certified organic or not.

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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2012, 02:49:48 PM »
This is why I never say things like "I'd never hit a woman." Try that with my kid and the headline will be crazy lady gets knocked the F out.
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2012, 04:05:37 PM »
Scouting mission?
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2012, 07:06:33 PM »
What do the vegan zombies eat?
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on January 14, 2012, 07:06:33 PM
What do the vegan zombies eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2012, 07:52:33 PM »
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2012, 09:03:22 PM »
I thought grass was smoked, not eaten............but wait, I forgot about brownies.........................chris3
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2012, 10:38:05 PM »
"Try that with my kid and the headline will be crazy lady gets knocked the F out. "

Totally agree.  Anyone hurts my little girl and they better hope the cops are faster than I am.  What possessed this woman to bite kids, anyways?  Article didn't really say.
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2012, 10:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on January 14, 2012, 10:38:05 PM
"Try that with my kid and the headline will be crazy lady gets knocked the F out. "

Totally agree.  Anyone hurts my little girl and they better hope the cops are faster than I am.  What possessed this woman to bite kids, anyways?  Article didn't really say.

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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2012, 11:42:58 PM »
Quote from: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!

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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2012, 11:49:56 PM »
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2012, 03:31:55 AM »
Quote from: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!

That was bad.  Really, really bad.   :laugh:
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2012, 10:27:30 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on January 15, 2012, 03:31:55 AM
That was bad.  Really, really bad.   :laugh:
So bad it's good. =D
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2012, 10:48:27 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on January 15, 2012, 03:31:55 AM
That was bad.  Really, really bad.   :laugh:

I'm surprised no one put up this joke after the vegetarian one: 
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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2012, 06:34:41 PM »
Quote from: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!

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Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2012, 07:27:23 PM »
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What possessed this woman to bite kids, anyways?

Odds are that crazy woman was probably a Twilight fan, too...

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