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The Ultimate Sheople...
« on: November 21, 2006, 12:55:26 PM »
The ultimate sheople (listen to what the lady tells the 911 operator about 2/3 of the way through):

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/261098/burger_king_police/
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Re: The Ultimate Sheople...
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2006, 03:08:47 AM »
I hope the whole thing is fake, but I work with people JUST like that.  I have no doubt that could have happened.  The dispatcher did an extremely good job of explaining why her request was ridiculous.  "We're not going to enforce your Western burger."   laugh

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listen to what the lady tells the 911 operator about 2/3 of the way through
  You mean, "You're supposed to protect me"?
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Re: The Ultimate Sheople...
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2006, 03:47:14 AM »
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listen to what the lady tells the 911 operator about 2/3 of the way through
  You mean, "You're supposed to protect me"?
That's it - exactly.
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Re: The Ultimate Sheople...
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2006, 06:27:49 AM »
I hope the whole thing is fake, but I work with people JUST like that.  I have no doubt that could have happened.  The dispatcher did an extremely good job of explaining why her request was ridiculous.  "We're not going to enforce your Western burger."

Sadly, its for real.  It was discussed at length here in Portland by a daytime talk show host known for finding obscure news and making fun of the people involved.  A couple days later there was a mention on Fox news.  What I dont understand is this, why wasnt an officer dispatched immediately to ticket the woman for making a false report on the 911 system?   


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Re: The Ultimate Sheople...
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2006, 06:35:49 AM »
this is ancient!

But god it is still hillarious  grin

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Re: The Ultimate Sheople...
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2006, 07:43:10 AM »
I might hit the Burger King for lunch today, and believe me I will take no guff from them!!  I'll have the 5-Oh there ahead of time to make sure I get the right number of pickles. 
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Re: The Ultimate Sheople...
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2006, 05:32:24 PM »
Good lord! Stupidity should be a prosecutable offense; and massively painful, as well!

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Re: The Ultimate Sheople...
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2006, 06:24:43 PM »
http://www.irtc.org/anims/2006-01-15.html
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