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Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« on: April 30, 2013, 08:11:48 AM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2013, 09:11:52 AM »
INTENSITY: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.


Not on the pyramid, but heard a couple of episodes ago: "There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk."


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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 10:08:53 AM »
He is one of the greatest characters to come out of TV.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2013, 10:35:01 AM »
I quit watching after the entire cast participated in that damn video. 
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 06:49:34 PM »
America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other "cultures," use an atlas, or a ham radio.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2013, 07:43:37 PM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2013, 10:11:05 PM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 02:26:53 AM »
The Swanson character is the only thing worth watching that show for. The rest of the cast and plot lines leave me feeling like part of my brain has been sucked out.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 07:47:38 AM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 07:48:41 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on May 03, 2013, 02:26:53 AM
The Swanson character is the only thing worth watching that show for. The rest of the cast and plot lines leave me feeling like part of my brain has been sucked out.


Too bad your brain was sucked out. If you still had it, you would like the whole show.  :P
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2013, 08:34:33 AM »
I think it was the vapid, insipid, shallow, superficial nature of the rest of the show and characters that did the sucking.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2013, 09:10:49 AM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2013, 10:07:51 AM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2013, 10:14:46 AM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2013, 04:26:14 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on May 03, 2013, 08:34:33 AM
I think it was the vapid, insipid, shallow, superficial nature of the rest of the show and characters that did the sucking.

This. It's a retarded show with one great character (Ron) and one good one (Tom)

If you go to youtube and look up Ron Swanson and the 'Tom Face' that's all you really need.  =D
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2013, 05:32:00 PM »
It's kinda sad that we only relate to parody.
Ron is great.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2013, 05:42:04 PM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2013, 08:01:31 PM »
Quote from: Jocassee on May 03, 2013, 04:26:14 PM
This. It's a retarded show with one great character (Ron) and one good one (Tom)


How do you not like Andy?  ???
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2013, 08:18:12 PM »
The. Best. Swanson. Scene. Evar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXhJPey3i_A
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2013, 08:04:39 AM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2013, 11:49:04 AM »
Quote from: Jocassee on May 03, 2013, 04:26:14 PM
This. It's a retarded show with one great character (Ron) and one good one (Tom)

If you go to youtube and look up Ron Swanson and the 'Tom Face' that's all you really need.  =D

I don't even know which one tom is.

I've seen a couple bits with Ron, and those are funny.

The rest is typical NBC comedy crap. Uggg...

I'll stick to ABC's line up. The Middle has grown on me, and Modern Family is a freeking hoot.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2013, 11:51:29 AM »
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