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Re: Parking - Why?
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2016, 05:13:48 PM »
I heard of a guy who had an HC permit in college due to blindness in one eye.  I thought that was unnecessary.

I heard a guy call into a radio show.  He said he saw two fat girls walking across the parking lot toward the motorized shopping carts.  They saw there was only one left.  A fat girl foot race erupted to be the first one to get to the motorized cart.  He said it was the funniest thing he ever saw. 

My boss had knee replacement surgery and got an HC tag to hang.  It was only good for 6 weeks or so.  He needed it for at least a few weeks. 
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« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2016, 05:16:42 PM »
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« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2016, 05:20:56 PM »
I guess this thread isn't the one to suggest getting rid of the Americans with Disabilities Act would be a good thing.   =)
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« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2016, 05:34:47 PM »
I heard a guy call into a radio show.  He said he saw two fat girls walking across the parking lot toward the motorized shopping carts.  They saw there was only one left.  A fat girl foot race erupted to be the first one to get to the motorized cart.  He said it was the funniest thing he ever saw.

Oh to be there with a bola.

In the months of recovery from the dislocation, I got to use one of those things once, because every other time they were either in use or too discharged to use by people who think laziness is a legitimate disability.  Any time I see only one available and a fat person heading that way, I'm severely tempted to limp over, get on it and cruise the store for a while.  Yes, even when I quite obviously just got off my bike.

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« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2016, 08:37:03 PM »
I guess this thread isn't the one to suggest getting rid of the Americans with Disabilities Act would be a good thing.   =)
Actually I think it a splendid idea.

But it doesn't remove the ass from assume in the mean time.
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« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2016, 11:34:36 PM »
You do realize that there's a large number of people who have disabilities and look like a seemingly completely able person right? Or do you have X-ray vision? The ability to read minds and determine if they're faking or not?

No, but often it's possible to hobble by their car and determine empirically that they have no HC plate or hanger.  Your remark about "X-ray vision" is inappropriate.

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What kind of disability would make it difficult for someone to walk across a parking lot, yet it wouldn't be discernible to passers-by? I ask, for I do not know.


Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease or chronic heart failure, for two such disabilities.

If so, they should display their hang tag.  Same as with the other maladies described herein.  And this brings up the question of, "if they have such disabilities, why do they need to park in a handicapped spot when they're feeling OK?"  See below.

Apropos thereof:

Yep, I had congestive heart failure in my early 30's.  While it was in full force, walking across a parking lot was kind of a big deal.  Puffing like I had just sprinted a marathon.  It got better...

In which case you should have obtained, if you did not already have, an HC sticker or plate and displayed it, and I point out that applies to some other situations described herein.

Heart disease. Lung disease. Arthritis and various auto immune diseases. Bone or muscular disorders. Cancer patients. There's a lot of things that effect normal looking people that cause issues and for which up front parking is very helpful. Several in my own family with legit issues, and who have had far more than their fair share of commentary from parking lot busy bodies.

Actually I think it a splendid idea.

But it doesn't remove the ass from assume in the mean time.

Speaking of ASSume, are you ASSuming that I, personally, make it my business to question these people?  An unwarranted ASSumption.

It just irks me when I (as mentioned) hobble by the vehicle and can find no HC plate or hang tag as they stride into the store.

And, also... it is my business, and is somewhat less trivial than the OP's concern about head-in versus head-out parking.

By the way, when I first got the hang tag, when I was feeling good, I would not use the HC spots even though I had a hang tag.

Noble me.   <Terry pats own back.>  (Although it sure felt good to be able to walk semi-normally for a while.)

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ETA a missing quote.
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« Reply #56 on: April 28, 2016, 12:17:01 AM »
Noble me.   <Terry pats own back.>  (Although it sure felt good to be able to walk semi-normally for a while.)


Careful, that's a good way to really screw up your shoulder. ;)
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« Reply #57 on: April 28, 2016, 07:38:44 AM »
"I knew a girl in collage..."

Was her name Matisse, by any chance?

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« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2016, 07:51:07 AM »
Took me a second and two readings to get that one.   :rofl:

And I'm supposed to have proofneading skilz.  :facepalm:

Very good.

Image link wasn't showing in your post:




ETA.  Humph.  It^ doesn't in mine, either.  Google "Blue Nudes by Matisse."
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« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2016, 08:02:14 AM »
"I knew a girl in collage..."

Was her name Matisse, by any chance?



*sigh* yeah, yeah, haha, liz can't spell.

it's been how many *expletive deleted*ing years since you figured that out?
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« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2016, 08:04:00 AM »
"I knew a girl in collage..."

Was her name Matisse, by any chance?



Wasn't showing up in mine either.  Had to copy and paste in web browser.
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« Reply #61 on: April 28, 2016, 08:06:59 AM »
Oh, dear bluestarlizzard, I don't care about minor misspellings in non-professional writings.  I was just highly amused by the fact that I didn't get what Mike Irwin was talking about right away.  Especially since the image link didn't work.  After all, "collage" is a reel word and you can't expect spellcheckers to ketch it.

Sample of a sequence of blue nude collages by Matisse:



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« Reply #62 on: April 28, 2016, 08:34:06 AM »
By the way, when I first got the hang tag, when I was feeling good, I would not use the HC spots even though I had a hang tag.

Noble me.   <Terry pats own back.>  (Although it sure felt good to be able to walk semi-normally for a while.)

Terry


I seldom use the HC card, and never if there is only one spot left.  I figure there is always at least one person worse off than me.


Back when Dad was alive and I'd take him to the store I remember a couple of time of getting out of the car (even with my hangtag properly displayed), someone saying "Hey buddy, you can't park there."; and then going and helping Dad out of the passenger seat while he deployed his red and white cane.

I also gave them the Hawaiian Good Luck sign....
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« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2016, 08:44:30 AM »
^ =D
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« Reply #64 on: April 28, 2016, 08:57:05 AM »
^ !


That would be the "Hang Loose" sign.

No, this "Hawaiian Good Luck" sign"

http://www.usspueblo.org/Prisoners/The_Digit_Affair.html
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« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2016, 09:09:20 AM »
Oh, that good luck sign.


There's actually a wiki article on "The Finger," but it's NSFW.
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« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2016, 10:39:16 AM »
That would be the "Hang Loose" sign.

No, this "Hawaiian Good Luck" sign"

http://www.usspueblo.org/Prisoners/The_Digit_Affair.html

I have done a little research and such on that issue but missed this part of the story.  Thanks for sharing.
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« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2016, 01:14:52 PM »
Collage/college is one of those Kryptonite words for me. I really have gotten to hate it.  =|
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« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2016, 01:33:10 PM »
*sigh* yeah, yeah, haha, liz can't spell.

it's been how many *expletive deleted*ing years since you figured that out?

I don't give a *expletive deleted*it if you can't spell.

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« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2016, 01:41:26 PM »
Oh, and when Matisse was doing his collages, he was pretty badly eaten up by arthritis and other medical problems, which made it very hard for him to paint, and impossible for him to do sculpture.

He could have gotten his HC plates.
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« Reply #70 on: April 28, 2016, 01:46:53 PM »
^ I see you saw my note about that:

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« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2016, 02:37:05 PM »
^ I see you saw my note about that:


Actually, no, I didn't, but glad that someone else knew it, too.
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« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2016, 04:00:58 PM »
I don't give a *expletive deleted*it if you can't spell.

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« Reply #74 on: April 29, 2016, 01:51:15 AM »
^ Thanks.  I wondered about that usage.

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