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Title: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: MillCreek on February 15, 2017, 09:00:02 PM
http://www.someecards.com/news/weird-news/fifty-shades-darker-movie-theater-cucumber/

Memo to self: wear hazmat moon suit to theater.
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on February 15, 2017, 09:07:37 PM
I'm not clicking that link, because I'm pretty sure I can figure out exactly what the link describes and I don't need details.

 [barf]

For what it's worth, I have read all three books and almost fell asleep watching the first movie...

I do not understand the fuss, anymore than I understood the Twilight fuss.
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: lee n. field on February 15, 2017, 09:44:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc)
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: Fly320s on February 16, 2017, 06:24:19 AM
Of course someone brought their own cucumber.  Have you seen what the theater charges for a cuke?
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: T.O.M. on February 16, 2017, 06:39:59 AM
Of course someone brought their own cucumber.  Have you seen what the theater charges for a cuke?

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 16, 2017, 07:46:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: wmenorr67 on February 16, 2017, 07:46:25 AM
Of course someone brought their own cucumber.  Have you seen what the theater charges for a cuke?

And you only get half of it.

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/02/14/heres-why-a-california-woman-is-suing-the-candy-maker-of-mike-a/21713871/
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: RevDisk on February 16, 2017, 08:00:33 AM
And you only get half of it.

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/02/14/heres-why-a-california-woman-is-suing-the-candy-maker-of-mike-a/21713871/

I'm glad someone finally is suing over that. It irks the heck out of me when a bag or box of some food product is more than a third air. I get it that manufacturers want to shave costs without reducing sales, and cutting the amount of product is less noticeable than increasing the price. I do keep an eye on the weight, which is usually in tiny letters. I'm decent with math, but even I have a pretty hard time calculating the mass density vs product packing size for every food product I eat while shopping.

I'm not saying the government needs to be involved, but I have little sympathy for folks selling more air than product. Though admittedly I'm a bad libertarian that I think mostly standardized food labels with ingredient disclosure is a very good thing, even if imperfect.
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: castle key on February 16, 2017, 08:15:29 AM
but even I have a pretty hard time calculating the mass density vs product packing size for every food product I eat while shopping.

I assume you pay for what you eat while shopping rather than leaving the empty packaging behind!!!!
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: RevDisk on February 16, 2017, 11:27:21 AM
I assume you pay for what you eat while shopping rather than leaving the empty packaging behind!!!!

Without video evidence, you can prove nothing! NOTHING!

Er, I mean, of course not. What kind of savage do you think I am...


(Yeah, that quoted sentence was way badly phrased.)
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 16, 2017, 11:43:43 AM
I think mostly standardized food labels with ingredient disclosure is a very good thing, even if imperfect.


So do I, but I don't see why government should force anyone to do it. It seems like a problem that would take care of itself. If people don't care what's in their food, then by all means let them buy it without any labeling.
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: Tuco on February 16, 2017, 12:14:49 PM
"Package is sold by weight, not by volume."
If adults don't know this, they are severely limited in their effectiveness as adults.
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: KD5NRH on February 16, 2017, 12:18:32 PM
So do I, but I don't see why government should force anyone to do it. It seems like a problem that would take care of itself. If people don't care what's in their food, then by all means let them buy it without any labeling.

Meh.  I can live with establishment and enforcement of certain standards as a legitimate function of government.  The problem is that our government is too easily bought out on labeling, resulting in ALL NATURAL JUICE flavored beverage - contains no actual juice.  Plenty of EU countries have long required that all those "disclaimer" type statements be in the same font as the primary content.
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: brimic on February 16, 2017, 12:46:06 PM
"Package is sold by weight, not by volume."
If adults don't know this, they are severely limited in their effectiveness as adults.

I find that a lot of people who are chronologically 'adults' aren't very effective at being adults.
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: brimic on February 16, 2017, 12:47:57 PM
"Here, smell this cucumber."
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: wmenorr67 on February 16, 2017, 02:20:07 PM
Is that a Gherkin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Re: Ew! Ew! Ew!: fifty shades of cucumber
Post by: just Warren on February 16, 2017, 09:21:53 PM
Given the intelligence of the sorts that like that dreck how do we know those aren't just dead movie patrons?