Hunter & Joe Biden corruption scandal

[Ben]

Hey guys, no more conclusion jumping please. The White House has confirmed that the location of the cocaine was initially wrong, and that it was actually found in the secure room right next to where the VP parks.

https://twitchy.com/samj/2023/07/06/well-well-well-whadya-know-according-to-the-white-house-the-bag-of-cocaine-magically-moved-watch-n2385150

That is one big bus. Kamala is the worst, but wrapping her into all this is a really dirty trick.

[WLJ]

Means any questions about the cocaine are now racist

[WLJ]

Cocaine Gate

[Doggy Daddy]

What do you think the odds are of Hunter being "martyred"?  (Clintoned)

Problem solved, sympathy gained.

[WLJ]

But I thought these photos and the laptop they came off of don't actually exist

Arizona GOP state senator could face REVENGE PORN charges for sharing X-rated Hunter Biden photos on Twitter
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12279901/Arizona-senator-face-REVENGE-PORN-charges-sharing-X-rated-Hunter-Biden-photos-Twitter.html

[Kingcreek]

Hunter Biden is now running the investigation.
He said he doesn’t yet know who is responsible for the bag of coke but he will get to the bottom of it.

[HankB]

Hunter Biden is now running the investigation.
He said he doesn’t yet know who is responsible for the bag of coke but he will get to the bottom of it.

Gee, that sounds suspiciously like OJ looking for the real killer . . . although when Hunter says he'll "get to the bottom" of a bag of coke, well, maybe that has more than 1 meaning. 

[cordex]

He said he doesn’t yet know who is responsible for the bag of coke but he will get to the bottom of it.

I see what you did there.

[WLJ]

DC Police Say They May Never Discover Who Left Bag Of Cocaine Labeled 'Property Of H. Biden' At White House
https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-police-say-they-will-probably-never-discover-who-left-bag-of-cocaine-labeled-property-of-h-biden-at-white-house

[French G.]

Well, we sure haven't heard anything about the big guy, CEFC, Ukraine etc since this coke thing kicked off. Almost like they don't mind the distraction.

[Hawkmoon]

Well, we sure haven't heard anything about the big guy, CEFC, Ukraine etc since this coke thing kicked off. Almost like they don't mind the distraction.

Probably just a coincidence.

[WLJ]

Construction workers wink wink

    National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan hinted that the cocaine found at the White House likely came from construction workers working in the area for renovation instead of the Biden family.

    Sullivan noted that the space has not been in use recently as the area by the situation room has not been undergoing renovations.

    He said, "I would make a point about the Situation Room because I think there's been a lot of questionable reporting on this. The Situation Room is not in use and has not been in use for months because it is currently under construction."

https://twitchy.com/samj/2023/07/11/wh-changes-cocaine-story-again-n2385272

I'm waiting on them to change where it was found again if this doesn't fly

[fifth_column]

"He said, "I would make a point about the Situation Room because I think there's been a lot of questionable reporting on this. The Situation Room is not in use and has not been in use for months because it is currently under construction."

A room that is not currently in use and hasn't been for a while sounds like the perfect place for someone to sneak off to and do drugs . . . . if there happened to be anyone around that uses drugs of course.

[RocketMan]

The Situation Room has not been in use for months because we have not had a President competent enough to use it for months.

[Kingcreek]

The Situation Room has not been in use for months because we have not had a President competent enough to use it for months.

that sounds like a situation to me.

[JN01]

He's been busy in the Embarrassing Situation room.

[WLJ]

Secret Service closes the investigation with no suspects.
And oh, they confirmed it was cocaine in case there was any doubt.

Hunter called asking if he can come pick up his lost bag now.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/secret-service-close-white-house-cocaine-probe-without-finding-suspect

[RocketMan]

Secret Service closes the investigation with no suspects.
And oh, they confirmed it was cocaine in case there was any doubt.

Hunter called asking if he can come pick up his lost bag now.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/secret-service-close-white-house-cocaine-probe-without-finding-suspect

I'm sure happy that everyone's attention has now been diverted away from the poor innocent Brandon crime family.  I think they have suffered enough.  We need to get busy prosecuting more heinous J6 grandmothers.

[Ben]

Secret Service closes the investigation with no suspects.
And oh, they confirmed it was cocaine in case there was any doubt.

Cocaine = anthrax. As far as getting powders into the White House, there is no difference, and you know that they have protocols for anthrax and similar, which means they know who brought in the blow. Or at least they know it was one of a limited number of individuals that can bypass protocols.

[HankB]

If construction workers renovating the situation room (MONTHS? To redo a bleeping ROOM?  ) can get in with coke . . . what's to stop them from getting in with listening devices and building bugs into the situation room?

And as for the coke - they've got cameras all over the place. Review the last 72 hours of video before the coke was found to see who went in and out of the area where the coke was found and the suspects WILL be narrowed down considerably. (Also - was the baggie tested for fingerprints or contact DNA? White House security should have access to the most sophisticated and advanced cutting edge forensic technology in the world.)

If they don't know exactly who's coke it is, the top couple of SS managers of the White House security detail need to be summarily fired.

[bedlamite]

[cordex]

Yeah, I'm inclined to believe that if they don't know who left it there then it is because they don't want to know who left it there.

[dogmush]

Besdies the whole "We all know who it was" thing, I don't think the Secret Service gives a damn who brought it in.  They don't prosecute drug posetion crimes.

They investigated enough to find out if their security failed, or if someone went around their security.  If the first, they updated protocols, if the second, they brought it up with that person's boss, and possibly updated protocols on going around security.  In either case they aren't going to publicly say what part of the protocols failed, were circumvented, or were changed.

They certainly aren't going to waste time running DNA on it.

[Ben]

So again, if it were anthrax, I guess this means both their security and their forensics suck (or, you know, they're lying):

“FBI’s laboratory results, which did not develop latent fingerprints and insufficient DNA was present for investigative comparisons. Therefore, the Secret Service is not able to compare evidence against the known pool of individuals.”

https://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/07/13/secret-services-official-statement-about-wh-coke-probe-makes-it-even-harder-to-believe-n2385377

[WLJ]

Not just the white stuff

The Secret Service found marijuana twice in the White House in 2022, long before cocaine was located in the West Wing.

The Secret Service revealed the information to members of Congress during a classified briefing on the investigation into cocaine found in the West Wing over the Fourth of July weekend, and confirmed the pot discoveries to Fox News Digital.

Possessing less than two ounces of marijuana is not a crime in Washington, D.C., but the substance is still not allowed on federal property — including the White House.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/not-just-cocaine-secret-service-reveals-another-banned-substance-found-bidens-white-house