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Having a Little Fun
« on: October 02, 2008, 07:26:18 AM »
Saw this posted on another forum.

I thought y'all might appreciate.



http://www.dorba.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=44680

The other day I went downtown Ft Worth to run a few errands. I went into
the local coffee shop for a "pick me up".

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there
was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a person
a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His
insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having
worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I
called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him
the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus,
and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day.

The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
Regards,

roo_ster

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Re: Having a Little Fun
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 07:27:29 AM »
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Re: Having a Little Fun
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 07:53:28 AM »
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Re: Having a Little Fun
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 08:05:47 AM »
Where have you been the last 9 months?  That one has been around the Innertube at least that long.
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Re: Having a Little Fun
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 08:40:15 AM »
Didn't it originally say "Kerry 04"?
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Re: Having a Little Fun
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 09:46:05 AM »
Didn't it originally say "Kerry 04"?
I think originally it was a "We are turning the corner" stencil on a Model T Ford...
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Re: Having a Little Fun
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 09:50:59 AM »
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Re: Having a Little Fun
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 09:54:50 AM »
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Didn't it originally say "Kerry 04"?

I think originally it was a "We are turning the corner" stencil on a Model T Ford...

Who's slogan was that?
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Re: Having a Little Fun
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 10:06:18 AM »
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I think originally it was a "We are turning the corner" stencil on a Model T Ford...

Who's slogan was that?
Herbert Hoover, 1932
Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

Robert A Heinlein